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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Today I convinced a client to dump their incumbent provider and sign with the org I work for.

Got another client to agree to a full security audit.

And a 3rd one to let us do their cyber security insurance.

Big wins for a Monday. Sadly positive feedback is non-existent here. Ah well.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅณ Congratulations and good work! Go you, you are awesome!

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Catching up with a friend I haven't seen for 30 years on Saturday afternoon. We reconnected recently and now she's back in Australia. Just not sure where to go! I'm going to ask them at work, they all actually go out to grown up places ๐Ÿ˜†Any suggestions would be welcomed.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh that's exciting!! I hope you have a wonderful time! Are you going into the city or looking for a different area?

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a fair few rooftop bars around now - maybe one of those?

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[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Forecast 29 degrees. Maybe some CBD area galleries and late arvo cocktail?

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Again. Same spot. The kid in front of me almost got hit by a car. These fucking pieces of shit.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was juggling shopping bags and my heavy backpack on one shoulder arriving home earlier when the backpack slipped off my shoulder and landed directly on my big toe.

Screams of anguish followed, my god it hurt like hell. Worst part is over and I'm icing my toe.

Sorry to hear it :(

When that happens to me, I start quickly repeating "worstpartisover worstpartisover". I think it helps.

Maybe.

Every 4 years I fall in love with multiple female biathletes

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Lent is this Wednesday. I'll be doing no added sugar during lent as per usual. If anyone wants to join me you're welcome to.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You shall not come between me and my sugar.

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[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that like no lollies or no sugar in tea?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

No lollies, cakes, biscuits, ice cream, chocolate, soft drinks etc. Fruit is allowed. I don't have sugar in my hot drinks anyway.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I am already struggling with removing all dairy from my food.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When I run out of cheese I'm not planning on buying anymore for a bit. But I have a fair amount of cheese in the fridge, dam you savemore.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I would sooner give up all booze before cheese. I wish you strength!

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not doing it for lent, just taking a break from cheese. I had a crack at veganism last year but I really like eggs, and a bunch of online vegans are total cocks about it.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Cheesy baked bean pasta please

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

thank you, I had another two hours ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Giant bowl of guacamole & corn chips please

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Japanese buffet experience?

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Melbcat has eaten a little bit of wet food thanks to the antinausea shot last night.

Iโ€™m extremely worried though. What I think has happened is she may have a post-surgery kidney injury, which was a risk and could have worsened her kidney disease by a lot. This could be serious. Having that surgery could have made her much sicker and shortened her life.

Iโ€™m still waiting for a call with the full blood results.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dropped avocado covered with salad dressing down my front while eating lunch. I tried to clean it up with a wet wipe and now I have a giant wet patch and smell of disinfectant. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

get as much of that stuff off as possible before you wash as avocado will stain clothes

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sometimes a bit sad that my mother was not good at making salads and I grew up thinking of them as boring garnishes on the side of the plate. Now that I've mastered the art of combining ingredients and creating nice dressings salads are often my favourite part of a meal. A waste of all those years I could have been eating salads if only I'd realised sooner!

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Melbcat slept all day yesterday, ate little and walked out oddly wobbly with her heels down to have some cat grass. Down at the emergency vet and they say itโ€™s ataxia. Waiting on bloods

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sending lots of healing vibes and hugs ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thanks. Her potassium was high which could be her kidneys, weโ€™ll hopefully get the blood results tomorrow.

Sheโ€™s had an anti nausea shot. Just ate biscuits and drank some water

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I might have a walk down the beach

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Iโ€™m going to play with my new onigiri molds

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatcha gonna put in them?

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

@Bottom_racer@aussie.zone mid March includes a Saturday as the 14th PI DAY just a thought...

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ee that means party pies :) I will do a few test runs they usually explode.

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[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

The 15th is Baku's birthday if they're still about.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

3 bathrooms done ( including cat room ) , one to go

all done, including some extra tidying and making a tray of mixed berry coconut ice treats

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I need to remember to bring my kobo to work. I'm reading this play about Peer Gynt and I can feel how it's based on folklore I know nothing about

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I keep getting notifications saying my phone battery has deteriorated and that I should contact Samsung support. Going to use AccuBattery to see how low that percentage has gotten.

I will now be known as LowBatteryHealthPercentage2368.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My S21 has been giving me the same notification for months.

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