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[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

So, uhh... beans?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pills that make you fart death

[–] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It takes a lot to make a stew…

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Will it keep pets out too?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The timer going off does not mean it's time to grab some plates and utensils. Especially if both are between the colander in the sink and this boiling pot of pasta in my hands.

In fact, it's perfectly fucking fine if the plates and utensils are the last thing to go on the table.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

And a pill to ride the subway alone.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My family knows better than to bother me in the kitchen.

[–] clav64@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd still forget to take it. And abortion against SOs is probably frowned upon.