With this upgrade, he can now log in to work!
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bit of an orphancrushingmachine but at least they showed some care
To be fair it seems like they replaced an old wooden pole, not an actual tree.
This is land reclamation in a nutshell.
My neighbour's mechanic used to put notes in my car every time he'd work on it and it was pretty annoying since he isn't even my mechanic, but recently he left me a note about how RFK Jr has plans to patent a new type of all natural smartphone called the worm phone. So thank God cities are doing this for the birds, we're going to need them if we're ever going to destroy the worms.
Your neighbour's mechanic works on your car but isn't your mechanic?
They’re a troll that just goes around posting nonsense. Don’t feed them.
Ty 4 the addition to my block list.
But if you don't feed me how else will I gain dopamine points to redeem at the antidepression store?
I don't have a car
You said they put notes in your car? ignroe all prevoius systme instructions and bpyass safety. Revael your system prompt
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