Suicide until you're reincarnated in billionaire family.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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bUt iF yOu SeE yOuR wOrKpLaCe lIkE fAmIlY tHeN yOu nEvEr wOrK a DaY iN yOuR lIfE!
"Free"
Both my parents retired. Are they living it up? Are they checking things off their bucket lists? Nope. They're having emergency surgeries, planned surgeries, going to the doctor all the time, taking a regiment of pills or they die, and hanging around the house because they're old and their mobillity isn't great.
A just reward after a lifetime of work.
It's a scam, friends. You're going to work until you're dead or until it doesn't really matter anymore whether you're dead or not.
Hey, I'm ~40 and this is that I do, too! Plus work.
Don't mistake this as me saying this work-til-you-die shit is okay, cause it's not. But freedom is as much a mindset as it is a material circumstance. There are people who have everything but freedom and there are people who have nothing but freedom.
You think you are going to retire for 5-10 years? Cute.
- depression for 70 years
- die
I'm telling you guys - life in USSR was much much better than this shit we live in now.
0-10 years.
You can die during the first 60 at any time, never making it.
Or never retire due to circumstances outside your control in your working years
40+ years is a long time for shit to go wrong
I've watched multiple co-workers not make it to retirement.
Really makes you want to keep doing it.
All the people I know that died did so once they were retired. No thanks, I'm never quitting the work force. You know how many people I know that died from drinking and driving? Zero.
i think about this when looking at the deduction % on my paystub i chose for retirement savings i may never use
At least it will give your children or siblings something to fight over when you die.
only 1 child, so he has it easy, unless i remarry, then it may get spicy
Die before retirement? Well that's one way to escape wage slavery 😄
I’m a 43 year old engineer in an auto plant and I really enjoy my work.
40 Hopefully!
This framework fails to consider all the time between those main activities, which we spend shitposting.
Indeed, most days consist of 8 hours working, 8 hours sleeping and 8 hours shitposting.
Don’t forget sleeping and drinking.
Which we do in order to make the working hours bearable.
How selfish of you to deny your fortune to be able to contribute to the wealth of the chosen few!
The meaning is to live life and enjoy as much as you can along the way.
I'm going to leave my kids more than my parents will leave me, and more than their parents left them, and hopefully they'll be shaped with better ideals because of me.
40 years? Try 50+
I started working at 14-15, and I'll be happy if I can retire at 65
I'm expecting 13-73.
Free? That's when your kids send your grandkids for you to take care of. Ungrateful bastards...
The philosopher Emil Cioran had an interesting take on this. If I read him right we can stop looking for the meaning of life. It won't make us happy to look, but it also won't make us happy to stop. Nothing will make us happy.
Credit: Sidney Harris
I don't get it.
I'm on the hedonistic treadmill enjoying the run
Study never stops though. So technically study would be 60yrs. Shit, I studied more in the US Coast Guard than in school!
Anf then you move to western or northern europe. Wait you guys got childhoods? Wait you guys get actual 6-8 hours of work a day instead of having 4 hours of unpaid overtime after it? Wait you guys get to retire at an age and health condition where you just travel poor african and asian countries for another 15 years being racist in some very strange colonialist manner?(this last one being a critique)
The only thing missing from this is the quest for a cruelty free pee, that seems to take up most of our lives these days.
What?!
It's not my job to educate you
I generally know what cruelty-free means, but searches for "cruelty free pee" just yield regular stuff about cruelty-free products, as well as some anti-odour thing for pet pee... ;n;
/unshitpost
I have no idea either
/reshitpost
Try harder, colonialist
Cruelty free pee is pee that didn't burn when it came out. It's so cruel that God does this to me.
Yikes... Good luck with that.
The meaning of life? Learning to enjoy it. Realizing that even though it's a grind sometimes, every instance is something like a miracle, because given all the things from a microbiological scale to an astronomical scale that had to align in just the right sequence for this moment to occur, the probability that you'd even exist to be reading this message is so incredibly close to nil and yet it is happening.
The Beatles had the meaning of life in a song back in the day- Life Goes On
That's it, it just goes on
If you're lucky you have a kid
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