I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.
bruh
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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The right way of doing it is the right way of doing it
But which one is the right way of doing it?
Trolling minds want to know ;)
I told my wife if she hangs the TP with the dangler close to the wall spiders make nests there.
Problem solved.
I'm glad you are using you genius for good.
I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.
You may need more rolls and possibly a plunger.
Picturing something like this?
Until an extremist sees progress and decides to piss on top of both.
Bidet gang where you at?🚨🚨🚨
fr. People are still using toilet paper? Are they barbarians?
Go back to Franceland, limey.
This is the kinda shit I was looking for.
But you still use toilet paper with a bidet. What?
I still remember how the very first mod for Fallout 4 was fixing toilet paper placement
Do you have a source on it being the very first? I'm seeing one that came out in March 2016 which certainly makes it early but far from being the very first one
Word of mouth. It was something I heard when fo4 came out. Never verified that info myself, but I will be pretty disappointed if that was fake news
Tie the ends together. Endless TP.
Do your part! Reduce, reuse, recycle!
Just wind up and give it a spin and hold your ass against it.
Compromise with heresy is obscene.
except for cat people
No kidding. I have a plastic guard on the roll as well and my cats still manage to unroll the damn thing.
Ever tried it? It's pretty fun, tbh.
Can't you just keep the bathroom door closed?
I keep the litter box in the bathroom. We poop as a family.
This is one of a million reasons why dogs are better than cats. And I say that as a cat owner (only of a year or so tbh but she annoys me FAR more than the dog will over his entire life)
Our 16 year cat just discovered she can play with the roll. She’s never touched it before.
Can we not have political posts on this sub? I come to this sub to get away from politics.
alternative: stand the roll on its end on top of the sink next to the toilet
But then do you have the paper tailing off the roll to the left or the right?
No peace. Only war fueled by annoyance.
I do this with the dual TP holders at work. Someone will occasionally flip one around.
It's a code for gay sex invitation. Found that out the hard way.
How hard was it?
I can't comprehend!
We shouldnt tolerate such absurdity smh
There will be constant border wars.
At least I tried.
It's worse than both of them being the wing way
Which wing is the white way?