I've recently come to understand that it's more of a gacha loot box where traits from several generations are being rolled and the rarest rolls aren't necessarily the best.
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2026
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Do I hear... Gambling!?
Fake news. I've been having sex with dudes for a long time, ain't never had a baby popping out of either of our butts.
Well duhhh, when guys do it you have to pee in his balls to get him pregnant!
So that is what cock vore is for...
takes notes
Excuse me...a WHAT.
Just google it, I'm sure it'll be fine.
I know what it is! I'm just surprised (and being obtuse on purpose).
I mastered vore.
One does not master vore. Unless one is a snake furry, Or dragon, Or shark...
Come to think of it there's a lot of the furry world that has weird mouth fixations.
Well, look, I tested pretty much everything that does not make me want to get a rope. I know what I like, I even [REDACTED] someone else, making them very happy.
And yes, maybe people just secretly like maws, but do the other stuff by mistake.
Dangerops, prangent sex
You have to buttplug it for 9 months afterwards or it won't work
Wtf is sex
You wouldn't get it if I told you.
Subtle wordplay there...
You may be more familiar with the clinical name, Crotch Lego
Well two people get naked and rub their genitals together. Fluids spill out. Sometimes thick chunky ropes shoot into a baby making hole and it makes a baby. Sometimes fluids go in other holes or externally on body parts and you need a towel.
Ha ha, very funny, everyone knows babies come from dumpsters
True, I'm the dumpsters
...mama is that you?
Towel? Use your tongue.
You can accidentally make a person, but you can't accidentally make a pizza.
It's just a video game breeding system. Like you're trying to make the human with ideal stats by combining other humans' stats. Funny that Real Life mimics video games like that; good thing there's no single entity behind it, or Nintendo would sue.
I have this great idea to breed perfect humans...
/s please no lynch.
hmmm
Basically Mewgenics
It's never happened to me yet 😩 I'll keep breeding men and I'll lyk if anything changes
Many people don't believe in it. It's easy to understand why.
The stork theory sounds pretty convincing once you look into it. I don't say I belief in it. All I'm saying is don't dismiss it hastily
I dunno what part the evolution deniers don't believe in, but I imagine it's more on the "combination of traits" one.
To be clear, I totally believe in evolution, I'm not crazy. I think storks evolved to bring children. There are many features of storks best explained that way. Do your own research
People are still having sex, and nothing seems to stop them!
*I've heard tell
I can confirm this is true, I used to be one of those small persons.
Huh ... I'm pretty sure I never was.
Nah, don't believe it, it's just a rumor. People are brought by storks.
Sex is a myth, continue on, citizen.
No way your convincing me birds are real. Sheesh talk about trading one blind fold for another...