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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 40 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Bed bugs when humans invented beds

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a whole species that only exists to torment us.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Speaking of, fun fact: pubic lice AKA "crabs" have become an endangered species due to changes in human grooming habits in recent decades 😁

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 4 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

Finally some positive fuckin news

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 58 minutes ago

fuckin news

Pun intended? 😁

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hard to believe we built all those barns just for the owls.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

And still, we did.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

domestic cats when humans invented domicile:

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 hours ago

You mean when they invented domes

[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Breaking Bad fans when the word 'domicile' exists:

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I asked my dad this question once (he's a twitcher).

He looked at me and called me a dickhead

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, Im not seeing the logic of that name. Do birdwatchers twitch a lot?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago

It's a British term.

It's apparently derived from a nervous birdwatcher called Howard Medhurst.

So yeah, you're on the right lines

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 hours ago

Toss a coin to your Twitcher, oh valley of streaming

[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago
[–] acantharea@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Lmao made my morning