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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 12 points 15 hours ago

Thousands of years of selective breeding arguably taking away their free will and ability to choose love and companionship?

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They've been genetically breed to be obsessed with us

DING DING DING

[–] DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Yes. That's what having a pure heart means

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Pure(bred) heart.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I don't think that's what having a pure heart means.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The correct answer isn't an option: thousands of years of selective breeding for the specific traits that make us happy

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Longer than that. The oldest confirmed archaeological evidence of dogs and humans coexisting is 17,500 years old, with potentially other evidence about 33,000 years old.

We domesticated dogs a long time before we did the same for food animals (about 10,000 years ago).

Humans domesticated dogs before we had agriculture or stone buildings.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 37 points 21 hours ago

I'm...uh.... pretty sure those numbers you provided are neither hundreds nor millions....? They're thousands?

I guess I could have said "possibly as many as tens of thousands of years"? 🤷‍♀️

Either way the point was the selective breeding, not the duration of time it took to achieve

[–] Soulg@ani.social 13 points 19 hours ago

No fun allowed I see

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I love dogs. They are great pets.

But dog people really are the worst.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well then don't create unholy mix of species.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

Ed... Ward...

[–] Elting@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

I think the vast majority of dog owners don’t really understand their dog. What their dog needs, how to read their body language, how to go about instilling discipline. The problem is that they are not cats, they need you more than a cat and are going to consistently take more work. You don't really need to understand your cat for it to have well being but the same is not true for a dog.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] pilferjinx@piefed.social 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, food also keeps us domesticated.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna wag my 'tail' anyways.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Well if it's a tail it can't be helped...

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Samsung needs to wipe the Choco Kooky font from existence

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

Nah, its a good indicator of people you should avoid in life.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

You don’t like Edgy Comic Sans?

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 0 points 19 hours ago

Loooooooooooool, seethe muhfukha!

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They all have williams-beuren syndrome

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Thats a lot of words. May read it someday.

[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

We analyze a 5-Mb genomic region on chromosome 6 previously found to be under positive selection in domestic dog breeds. Deletion of this region in humans is linked to Williams-Beuren syndrome (WBS), a multisystem congenital disorder characterized by hypersocial behavior. We associate quantitative data on behavioral phenotypes symptomatic of WBS in humans with structural changes in the WBS locus in dogs. We find that hypersociability, a central feature of WBS, is also a core element of domestication that distinguishes dogs from wolves.

Dogs are great, they're our hairy little friends who don't really know what's going on but are happy to be included.