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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 89 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

nobody placed orders, so insurance fraud was only way out

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

It is a little odd that it's going to KY from CA. All that stuff is produced in the south by big tobacco so normally it's going the opposite direction. Maybe it was repackaged in CA, who knows.

This was released to someone they thought was legit, and then they disappeared. So someone was able to show up with the right bill of lading numbers and their info must have checked out to get loaded. So you've a either hack or someone on the inside.

Source: I used to work preventing this sorta thing

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Person aside, people across the political/moral spectrum (resentfully) actually dig his merch:

Every influencer eventually becomes a merch store

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

F&F10: Fas10 Your Seatbelts

Sounded better in my head.

Edit: Apparently sounds just fine!

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I like it. Somebody get Vin Diesel on the phone.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds great outside your head too. Have some Reddit gold!

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Were those simplest times?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was a simpler chap.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tucker Carlson gave my great grandpa a pack of smokes in exchange for a tuna sandwich when they were roommates in 1979. When he smoked the smokes they weren't filled with tobacco but were actually filled with dehydrated cum flakes. I assume these nicotine pouches are the same, so whoever is buying these is gonna rehydrate Tucker Carlson's cum with their saliva. I hope I can buy a few packs to gift to family at Easter dinner this year.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's an impressive amount of cum for one mad to produce. He must have had help.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it, I don't think it's all his own. A lot of it is probably regurgitated.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You win 🀣

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Russian pumpernickel bagels. 😍

[–] s@piefed.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Censors β€œnicotine” but doesn’t censor β€œf*rious” smh

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What is the deal with this trend?

It’s annoying af for some reason to me. I just don’t know why.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Engagement bait.

It's supposed to be.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People were dumb cunts before internet engagement was a thing.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which is exactly why people always fall for it.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t know if you’re joking or not so I will answer genuinely. It is used to circumvent censorship. Some platforms are strict with words. By obfuscating potentially black listed words it helps get the content past the filters.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd argue it also thereby normalizes, memetically spreads, and even to a degree enforces the very thing it means to circumvent. Damn this horseshit, forever. Not attacking you, just the self-censoring nonsense.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean you could just not use the platforms you don’t agree with. It’s all there in the EULA everyone skips. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Who could? I already don't use them. I wish more would do the same.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tucker Carlson sells nicotine pouches? Lol grifting fuck.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why tf should I buy a nicotine product from Tucker Carlson?

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago

I believe you've misunderstood. They're not Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches in that they're his brand, rather this shipment was Tucker's personal supply (approximately one week's worth).

God help us all if the supply of nicotine to the creature known as Tucker Carlson runs out entirely... the horror...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

GTA6 is going to be fucking mid, and sell a bazillion copies.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Can it be Fascist and Furious? Please.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

No but they bait engagement. And it works

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's just engagement/enragement bait a lot of the time. Gets a lot of comments oftentimes.

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yo Dom, we got to get these pouches to California bro. They missin their flavors cuz of Assembly bill 3218

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling

"Millions-worth" in a truckload of that trash.

They're better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Probably an insurance job coz no one was buying that shit