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With just two more, Putin can summon the Kazotsky-Kicking Cossack and end the war. Ukrainian sources say Zelensky has been meditating in preparation for a final showdown.

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[-] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

As long as I never have to hear about bakhmut again I’m all for this

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The year is 2077, and the 35th siege of Bakhmut has just begun. They are fighting over the burned-out wreck of an old sedan.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The year is 2079, the 41st siege of Bakhmut has begun. Dimitri can't obtain his vape from inside the middle console demilitarized compartment zone of the contested Sedan as Adolf Bandera is currently resting his elbow on the surface, preventing entry.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Once in my senior year of high school, our debate coach assigned us an exercise. He wanted us to split into groups, choose a piece of classical music, and make a case for it being the greatest composition of the Romantic era (his English was poor so it was hard to tell for sure). I asked if a particular concerto would make for a convincing example and he replied "Bach moot".

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I just want to go more than five seconds before someone goes "You meant to write Chicken Kyev right?"

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

What the fuckkkkk, is this the real reason why Putin invaded Ukraine? Do we know if any other countries have dragon balls?

There has to be some in the South China Sea then right if so many countries are contesting that area

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

What is the original context for this image? Why is this man holding a glowing orb with such reverence?

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I couldn't find any explanation using a reverse image search.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Thats not a dragon ball its an artifact from the zone

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Orb ponderer - Z edition

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

All this so Putin can use them to become 6'5. What a waste of a wish

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

dae war cuz Putin short?????????? so-true

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

(I thought it was a reference to frieza using the dragon balls to grow like 3cm)

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I actually thought this joke was funny shrug-outta-hecks . I think people would like it if it hadnt come from a federated account. Like this is already a meme post poking a little fun at Putin should be acceptable.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yea its difficult to tell the tone. But the liberal reddit joke of "Putin invaded Ukraine because he feels like a soy manlet" is really stupid. Just one step above "Putin and Trump GAYYY LOVERS"

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Oh I've never seen liberals make that claim before. I can see how you would jump to that conclusion then. In a vacuum I think its a pretty funny joke. And not inherently bigoted like the gay lovers thing. I mean I guess you could MAYBE reach and call it body shaming but

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dragonball reference, this guy got it atleast. Everyone else put down your pitchforks and go outside, till the land. Touch grass

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

CNN is literally not reporting on this

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

That's the demon core, Russians are immune to radiation after blowing up Chernobyl for the second time

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