The penguin ain't messing around no more.
Sources for the images I slapped together: The penguin is from an article on the Indianapolis zoo, and the rest is the cover image from John Wick taken from the Lionsgate page on the movie.
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I like the image, but it would be better with Tux, instead of some random penguin.
I've got to agree with you now that I found a good Tux image to edit.
Thanks, this one looks lovely
Oh, nooo...
I started to imagine Wick with Tux'es head doing things he has done in movies.
Cue the joke about killing children with a fork.
nice
Thatβs not nice
I've got search queries on "how to kill orphaned child" or something like that. I'm sure it set off some flags.
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touch pp
unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
touch cat
Mrrrrrp >w<
bash cat
man date
man mount
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
That caught me off guard
And this is why Linux needs age verification! Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Actually, maybe it would be better, if certain people thought of the children less.
More is less.
kill is a command.
love, happiness, and peace are not commands.
You can totally find love using command sudo apt install love. It's a game engine.
happiness is a Perl module inside libdemeter-perl package. Let's not install Perl modules, there lies insanity.
And you can find peace in a whole bunch of packages, it's an icon of the peace symbol.
bash kill output:
kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec ... or kill -l [sigspec]
fish kill output:
kill: not enough arguments
With fish, you just need to fight more to earn that kill.
kill ALL
Yes officer, this guy over there.
$humans --except="Fry"
We can get them for you wholesale.
Sudo kill all of them.
killall would then be "Seek and Destroy", systemd/init is "One" and booting Windows is St. Anger: Why would you voluntarily do that to yourself?
Holy shite, you have no idea how much I adore this. Thank you.
forced consent
$ no
bash: no: command not found
$ yes
y
y
y
y
y
...
$ yes n
n
n
n
n
n
n
...
I kind of want to go back in time and make it so that the original yes always printed the first letter of the name it was called by. That way you could symlink any name you like to it and it would do the right thing. Called as no it would print ns, etc. The optional parameter would still be there for longer strings or alternate uses.
The reason time travel would be needed is that there's bound to be, or have been, someone who has done something weird regarding symlinking yes that relies on it always printing y when it has no parameter, and the name trick would be a breaking change.
Or make your own package? call it affirm (more wholesome), write it in Rust (of course), and take on yes.
yesn't
Have you heard about Our Lord and Savior: Jesux
Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.
abort(3)
kill(1)
references to "daemon"
Ha! On Ubuntu, the OS of Love, you get:
manxu@ubuntu:~ love
Command 'love' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo snap install love # version 11.2+pkg-d332, or
sudo apt install love # version 11.4-1
See 'snap info love' for additional versions.
Peace was never an option.
Crazy mode activated.
All you need is kill
How helpful
The problem of linux getting in the wrong hands:
$ touch gir*
bash: glob did no match any file. Did you mean young woman?
su - AlGreen