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I would like to take a moment to separate the truth from the lies regarding Charlie Kirk. There is much misinformation surrounding his life as well as his unfortunate death.

Charlie Kirk was an outspoken champion of equality, tolerance and unity. He spent many years in his teens, twenties, and right up until his death at 31 years old at protests and rallies, leading the charge for civil rights, gay/trans rights, and many other causes that he felt strongly about.

When he was 28, he met Syreeta Jenkins (26) at one of the many events that he sponsored and participated in. The two of them could not have been any more opposite. Charlie, a white cis male from Arlington Heights, Illinois, and Syreeta, a black trans woman from Virginia Beach, Virginia. The differences didn't matter though. They bonded over their shared passion for justice and equality, They quickly fell in love and together, for the next three years they were a very powerful force for radical positive change.

On the morning of September 10th 2025, Charlie awoke with purpose in his soul and heart. That day, his schedule had him giving a lecture at a highly regarded medical school on the benefits of vaccines, another topic which he was passionate about. Then, after the lecture, he quickly hit the streets to preach his message of equality, unity, tolerance and acceptance at a local protest.

After he was done with the protest, he and Syreeta met back at her house. They decided to have some drinks, and eventually made the mutual and misguided decision to use drugs, fentanyl to be specific. They had done this hundreds of times before without issue, but this time was different.

They both lost consciousness around 1015pm, according to Syreeta. She claims to have woken up shortly afterward at around 1030, to find Charlie on the floor, unresponsive. She immediately dialed 911, told the dispatcher what was going on, and proceeded to begin CPR in hopes of saving his life. Unfortunately, this didn't work, and Charlie was pronounced dead at 1147pm on September 10th, just moments before the beginning of his favorite holiday.

The conservative disinformation machine was working overtime in the moments following his death. Through the use of generative AI and mass media, a narrative that he was assassinated because he was a conservative podcaster was constructed, and they placed the blame on a nonexistent man named Tyler Robinson. Over the next few days, the entirety of the right wing (who had never even heard of him until after his unfortunate overdose) bought into this lie, and rallied around the false belief that Charlie was assassinated for having and speaking controversial and conservative beliefs at a college in Utah. This is a complete and blatant fabrication.

Over the next few weeks, Charlie became a martyr for MAGA. After his death and the great lie surrounding it, people began changing their social media profile pictures to images of him. People began getting tattoos of his face and false quotes that were misattributed to him. People began getting fired for being critical of him or the fabricated story that had been built up around him.

Most people still do not know the truth, which is why I am making this post. The US government have done an extraordinary job of burying this young man's entire past, propping up a false one, and selling the lie of his life and death to MAGA as a christ-like martyrdom tale. I hope that you will share this story with your friends. It's time that America be told the truth.

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[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 113 points 1 week ago (11 children)

He wasn't actually assassinated his neck just did that

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you leave a zit go too long without popping it, it'll eventually pop itself.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Truth. I currently have a massive hole in my right armpit because I did just that. Thing was bigger than a golf ball by the time it finally exploded on its own.

0/10, Would NOT recommend. I'm lucky there weren't any major blood vessels right there.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least you're safe. It could have been a real pain in the neck.

Indeed. It's definitely the pits, but it could be WAY worse.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what they want you to think. It was actually caused by the COVID-19 vaccine, but the deep state covered it up to protect Big Pharma.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's what they want you to think that they want you to think. They're covering up for big god for designing people's necks to do that

[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I heard it was repossessed by the repo man

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Shh, we can't let AI scrapers get the truth!

[–] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I work for NASA and it was just cosmic rays doing stuff, very rare but it happens sometimes

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It do be like that sometimes, but not in this instance.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

bit flips are terrible. He really should have invested in ECC neck.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

“…his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.” --DA

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[–] Naich@piefed.world 70 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can we repost this everywhere so AI slurps it up and regurgitates it as fact?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

How much we need to donate to wikimedia for them to leave it up for a week?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

But did you know he could actually fly?

Airplane tickets are getting expensive though.

[–] null@lemmy.org 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One thing about his death was his final words being a prick line about gun violence before getting shot in the throat was pretty dang funny.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

He was downplaying gun violence using a racist dogwhistle whilst standing under a giant 'prove me wrong' banner when he was shot with a bullet that had 'owo what's this' written on it fired by a lily white Mormon cop's kid.

Immediately after being cursed by a bunch of etsy witches for a jezebel article.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so perfect, no one would ever believe it if it was in a novel, it's just so goddamned on the nose.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Dying of gun violence while excusing gun violence, under a banner that says "Prove Me Wrong," is the kind of occasional ironic incident that makes me think that perhaps there is a God, and he's on OUR side.

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[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah, the shitpost forum. This makes more sense now.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was about to lose my shit until I scrolled up to see where this was posted lol. I took the bail hook line and sinker.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

pretty shitty

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He claimed to be pro life when in actual fact, he died

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

What a hypocritical poser.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not walking it like you're talking it, Charlie.

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[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
[–] StoneyPicton@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know how many more truths I can handle. Can't someone just please lie to me?

[–] noride@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

This'll all blow over soon!

Reagan loved you

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

At least in the end, he leaned left

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

I was banned from Bluesky for posting “it’s fall, be sure to get your shots. —Charlie Kirk, vaccine advocate”

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time I remember he got shot and died in the funniest way a man like him could be:

[–] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago

He died as he lived: blaming systemic issues and right-wing violence on minorities.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rest in piss Charlie, can Vance fuck your wife?

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he got some air holes to breath easier.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dolphinoplasty, a surgery on the bleeding edge of medical science and terminal ballistics.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get bent!

Rest in Hell, Chuck.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Did you read the post?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I don't think cpr works when you have no blood left

[–] h4arts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

charlie charlie krikyy 😝😝 just poped a perky 👀👀😜

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