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Put it next to the butt trumpets and skin flutes.
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet
This one time, at band camp...
You complete butt trumpet
You absolute
Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.
Your band camp must’ve been the shit.
Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you're wrong.
Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven't gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
I'm just here to see it going in
Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing
Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
You know those little foot stools you can get to help you poop. ? Might work for this.
Mine's more like a trombone
Ass clarinet don't play itself.
Squidward could never