Alvin and the Titdogs
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn't procreate.
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that's what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!
Life, uh, life finds a way
That means she must gotta weiner vag
Looks more like they are mid wiener transition
How else can you tell it's a girl hotdog?
The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:
Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.
Or a couch fucking VP.
Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.
mototboat
Pink Panther lookin’ his age in retirement.
Hey that's my aunt
The SNOC logo is my favorite part.
Nah that's its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin' ass.
Hold up...is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog's hand?
In what context does this even exist?? 😄
Apparently it's from a restaurant in Chicago.
Drugs are a hellva drug.
I mean... gestures broadly at Chicago
Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL
"Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?"
That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.
You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a "flail":
That was a relatively recent invention
Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.
Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.
Prehistoric figurines like that I'm counting as inadmissible because we don't know what they were for. It's common to call them "Venuses" and something something fertility totems but nobody knows for sure what they're for or why they were made. They could have been anything from goddess totems to self-portraits to wank dolls.
Contrast that to portraits of Min on Egyptian temple walls where we have a pretty thorough understanding of their purpose.
That's just a normal hotdog then lol
I really don't understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don't look at my fingers and think "DICKS!!!¡!" and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat....
Yeah, nevermind. I get it.
Sometimes a cigar is just a representation of your desire to kill your father and fornicate with your mother.
Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.
A simple misunderstanding. He ordered a hot bitch.
Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.
Chickens
Udder confusion
You've never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?
You wouldn't milk a chicken, would you?
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
You don't know my life.
I want breast implants on my wiener.
You are what your main ingredient is.
And a wiener.
And a bum, uh I meant bun
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