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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sorry you rang?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

didn't even know 'um

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

[–] Naich@piefed.world 53 points 1 week ago

That's a bit of a stretch.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Hond@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.

its a motorcycleburetor

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[–] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This go's up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people's eardrums.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my favorite road hog. Your mom.

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Oh you know my mom? Good for her.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The square hole

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, that’s not where it goes, but close.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The inhaust pipe?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It is the seat.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This part goes up the ass. Or vagina if you have one.

Where's /u/SPECULUMATOR? I bet they'd get a kick outta this.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

I have no idea, and I wouldn't want to specul(um)ate.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always heard that part was useless anyway from my washed up piece of shit Dad

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if you ever see him again, tell him

behind every piece of shit, is his bitch.

Was* in his case

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

That’s either a duck or a rabbit.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

In the Rider?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Obviously that's the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That's an exhaust pipe stretcher, obviously..

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Up the bum, Bob?

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Just a quick peep

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Duckbill emulator

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Right under the headlamp, it's the bike beak.

Right next to the Falange

[–] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

It’s for working on the rental bike after everyone has had a ride.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

“Let’s take a look under the hood” applies to both scenarios.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's to rev my engine.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Has nothing to do with automotives, it's a freaking duckbill protector!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

It's medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.

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