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I did a reverse image search - I don't know a single concrete detail about the photo.

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Counted 25 ICE officers (most with ERO vests) during my 26-minute wait in the LGA Terminal C Touchless line this morning. every one of them was either standing doing nothing or slowly walking the length of the line doing nothing. at least four were in masks.

https://bsky.app/profile/greenwell.bsky.social/post/3mhsma252rk2q

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[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Failed school shooter and failed kpop star

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Not to do the whole "lol they're not even competent fascists" thing but you'd think they'd at least get these dumb fucks to show up in matching pants. I'll really looks like "bring your least employable child to work day"

Just really highlights how unserious everything about America is.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 22 points 2 days ago

operation epic slacks

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

admiral-biederman This is a war of the unemployed against the employed.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 39 points 2 days ago

"You think they'll notice?"

"Nah bro you already made it in, just beat a few more minorities and there will be no doubt you're one of the good ones"

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Straight outta high school,

Fascist motherfucker named Michael,

The other one is also named Michael"

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

beating you down
stompin on grandma
yeah motherfucka
I'm planting narcotics

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

ICE cubs will swarm

On any motherfucker not in a uniform

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

new ROTC program for eligible highschool freshmen

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ICE officers shocked as I speak fluent Pig Latin.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Obray, onay oremay igpay Atin!

Why?

Theylay ancay understandway it!

Ohway, itshay!

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s a nonzero chance they are talking about league of legends.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

I don't know what kind of racism that is, but first thing i thought was league of legends players. I don't even play league of legends.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

I think it's ~~convenient~~ nice that they've corralled all the incels into one profession.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

tactifailsons

[–] MerryJaneDoe@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Fuck you, dude, I might have forgotten my badge, but at least I remembered to bring extra clips."


"How long do you think it will take your dad to realize we stole his uniforms?"

"I dunno - but let's check out the baggage area, maybe we can find some cool shit there."


"Oh, man, yeah, that looks like a really nice watch! Hmmm...Rollexx?"


"So, anyway, when I came back in for my second session, the artist was out of red ink and that was ok because he just worked on the fill for a couple of hours which hurts more than the detail work but it goes faster because he uses an eighteen-needle tip and the ink he uses for black is blacker than the inks you'd normally find here in the States because he sources it from some Mongolian lady who has like some sort of ancient recipe passed down from her great-great-great whatever ancestor who was the first Mongolian tattoo artist ever to ink a Westerner and...."

'OMG, I'm fucking passing out, this boring-ass fuckwit is literally putting me to sleep standing up.'

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This TSA situation is out of control! Having to stand there waiting around in an airport for 8 hours...

Yeah, but at least we're getting paid for it!

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't see how this doesn't lead to mass walkouts.

Fuck TSA and the surveillance state masquerading as security theater but if I had been showing up to work and not getting paid for 6 weeks and then these fucking dorks showed up, hung out at shake shack for 6 hours and got paid for it I'd be coming down with a case of rectal glaucoma and not being able to see my ass at work real quick.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

That's the hope. They're trying to get rid of the unionized TSA.

[–] MerryJaneDoe@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I don't see how this doesn't lead to mass walkouts.

Because your average TSA employee is making $20/hr with pretty good benefits. Deeply discounted health insurance, above average vacation and sick pay, etc...and after 5 or 6 years, they'll be making $30-40/hr., depending on their location.

If they quit, they'd have to start all over again. (I think?) And wait for an opening, too.

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

man i wanna go home and play league of legends core

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Prouder Bois

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

KKKracker and KKKracker hopeful

KKKracker hopeful

cracker in waiting?

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago

They're volunteering with ICE through a program at their high school.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Attack On ~~Titan~~ Airport Wait Lines

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Chickenshits