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[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 133 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm only interested in 3rd base currently.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Based sex-pest

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

All bases are belong to us

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)

More important is the scale. On a scale of 10 means it doesn’t matter in what base XD

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So then this would mean a 1 in binary is a decimal 5?

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depends if the scale runs from 1 to 10 it would be equivalent to a decimal 1, interpretation would be binary: 10 pretty 1 not pretty

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 4 points 5 days ago

Not zero-indexing people's attractiveness SMH. /s

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml -2 points 6 days ago

On a scale of 10, 10 in Base 2 would be 2.

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This implies that they are actually "speaking" in text, because over actual speech 10 said in base 10 would be "ten" and 10 said in base 2 would be "one zero", i.e. not ambiguous at all.

[–] python@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's no rule saying that you can't pronounce 10 in binary as ten.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

thank you for giving me a great torture idea for all my IT adjacent friends, from now on i'll be pronouncing all binary as if it were one number (up until i can't be bothered anymore)

[–] marduk 2 points 1 day ago

"My subnet mask is set to eleven million, one hundred eleven thousand, one hundred eleven dot eleven million, one hundred eleven thousand, one hundred eleven dot eleven million, one hundred eleven thousand, one hundred eleven dot zero"

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

Babe, you are an F.

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Babe, on a scale of 0x1 to 0x10, I give you a solid A+.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A+? Would that just be B or does it round down

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

It overflows and goes back to 0x00

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

It can be whatever you like

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 20 points 6 days ago

Should've just said "True".

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

On a 100, right?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Maybe he meant IO. She is his input/output.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

All your base are belong to us

[–] blobii@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 days ago

hexadecimal notation wins again

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But on a binary scale this would translate to 11 base 10.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wut?

10 binary = 2 decimal

10 decimal = 1010 binary

Where are we getting 11?

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

10 is the base (2) overflowed by 1 (zero indexed) which kind of translates to 10+1 base 10 (1 indexed). I didn't really mean in in mathematical but rather nonsensical way. I just wanted to pull 11/10