this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 hours ago

Super glue.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Om nom nom nom no-O*O

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just eat a lot... problem solved!

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”

[–] Una@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eat a lot and don't poop, hold it tight.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Gotta yoyo that bitch

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm still learning

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 3 points 23 hours ago

Prunes work best

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 23 hours ago

Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?

Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago

"What am I, the butthole repair man?"

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

It's because only psychos put a space in butthole!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Relevant username?