this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
756 points (99.3% liked)

Dull Men's Club

3812 readers
474 users here now

An unofficial chapter of the popular Dull Men's Club.

https://dullmensclub.com/

1. Relevant commentary on your own dull life. Posts should be about your own dull, lived experience. This is our most important rule. Direct questions, random thoughts, comment baiting, advice seeking, many uses of "discuss" rarely comply with this rule.

2. Original, Fresh, Meaningful Content.

3. Avoid repetitive topics.

4. This is not a search engine
Use a search engine, a tradesperson, Reddit, friends, a specialist Facebook group, apps, Wikipedia, an AI chat, a reverse image search etc. to answer simple questions or identify objects. Also see rule 1, “comment baiting”.

There are a number of content specific communities with subject matter experts who can help you.

Some other communities to consider before posting:

5. Keep it dull. If it puts us to sleep, it’s on the right track. Examples of likely not dull: jokes, gross stuff (including toes), politics, religion, royalty, illness or injury, killing things for fun, or promotional content. Feel free to post these elsewhere.

6. No hate speech, sexism, or bullying No sexism, hate speech, degrading or excessively foul language, or other harmful language. No othering or dehumanizing of anyone or negativity towards any gender identity.

7. Proofread before posting. Use good grammar and punctuation. Avoid useless phrases. Some examples: - starting a post with "So" - starting a post with pointless phrases, like "I hope this is allowed" or “this is my first post” Only share good quality, cropped images. Do not share screenshots of images; share the original image.

.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

probably nobody will care, but I'm sad at the passing of my microwave. It was born in July of 1983, and died march 24th, 2026. I had bought it used in 1992 and it faithfully served me and my family for many years until today, when the keypad decided to partially quit working. Rest in peace Zappy, you will be missed.

I'm looking for a new keypad but unsurprisingly the parts for this ancient thing are no longer in stock so I doubt I'll be able to resurrect it without some sort of miracle. I know it's just an appliance but it still makes me sad to see it go.

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

unless the magnetron died, it's not dead.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It seems to be the membrane switch (keypad). Still a perfectly good microwave if I can end up finding the right parts. I'm going to try and fix the membrane and see what happens from there, maybe I'll get lucky and be able to salvage it.

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The membrane buttons on my also Panasonic bread machine are dying after ten years. No more up, but at least it will cycle around through menus, so down button will suffice. I feel your pain and fear that soon too I will be in the same situation.

If you are able to fix the membrane switches please share!

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will be sure to update when I can. I'm hoping I'll have time this weekend to mess with it but I still have to install hand rails for my neighbor and some other stuff, so we'll see.

I've decided either way I'm not going to get rid of this thing just yet, even if I have to pick up another microwave in the meantime while I try to get it running again.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Really glad to hear that, invested at this point. Often just a good clean/little graphite will sort those membrane keys out, it's just a graphite pad on a little rubber dome that bridges contacts on a pcb when you push it down

e: even if it's goofy and hard to get apart, just swishing it in iso and letting it dry has a decent chance of working

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's like, 10 confederacies. you should put up a statue dedicated to your microwave

Except this thing was actually useful and did some good for all those years lol!

[–] nroth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

There's probably a ribbon cable from the membrane. You could try buzzing out the keys and making one or adapting an ordered standard part

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I also have a microwave from the 80s, got it from my dad and he bought it when he was young.

I hope it never dies. I love the Star Trek-like touchpad and the beautiful CCFL display. 😍

It's a Panasonic as well, I even have the ridiculous microwave cookbook somewhere, which contains a lot of really bad meal photos.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

we had one from the early 90s or 80s also panasonic, it last 30+years, then we bought a newish one few years ago, and it died in 2 years. it was the famous overheating one, that looks likes it catching onfire it was 100$, and then it suddenly stopped working lol. the current one we spent a little more and it was working fine.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My mom still uses the Panasonic microwave that she bought in the '80s.

Meanwhile, I've been through four microwaves since 2000.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (6 children)

There's a way to rewire that with either a toggle switch, or using the door switches themselves (3 switches, by law).

https://repairfaq.org/REPAIR/F_micfaq.html

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Lol I was actually thinking of jury-rigging something together to trigger the dead buttons. I can still set the timer for anything under 9 minutes and 99 seconds, but the "ten minute" button and the "Engage" buttons are stone dead, even when checking the continuity with the tester. I've already got the panel out and will probably fiddle with it this weekend if I got time and see what I can do. I'm not letting my baby go without a fight...partially because I don't want a new microwave, partially because I'm sentimental, and partially maybe I'm just a little bit mental.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 35 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Just be careful if you open it up, because I've heard microwaves have capacitors inside that can hold a lethal amount of electricity for months or years since the last time they were plugged in

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Yup, the capacitor needs to be discharged or you're in for a wild time lol.

load more comments (11 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)
[–] TheLamb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Nooooo rip, Zappy did a good job

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

For that microwave to last that long is the testament to its durability. Actually, up until the 90s most appliances were built like tanks and so why some people hold onto them, partly they were IMHO easier to repair than supposedly "smart" appliances.

I also remember how Sony TVs during the 80s that were sold included detailed electronic schematic diagrams helpful to technicians.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If I don't find this story dull, what does it say about me?

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're an enlightened individual?

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I am barely older than this microwave and am now worried.

[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

43 years is legendary—Zappy lived a full, honorable life 🫡

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My toaster oven just died. It was so old all the numbers rubbed off and we just ran it off vibes. Guests were like, how long to make toast? And I just told them turn it till it feels right. I'm going to miss that toaster oven, it was the best.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

What died? Dm me if you want to try fixing it. Super simple circuit usually, timer switch+element, thermostat if it's fancy. Guarantee we can keep it around sub-$20

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He served his time!!

My 40 year old heat pump died last week too

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

My ex-wife threw away an Amana Radarange, which had a rotating reflector on the ceiling instead of a rotating plate, which I had bought in the 80's, before I "got" her. When I came home, I went to the recycling center, and was able to retrieve it. I installed it in my home office to reheat stuff, but mainly for sentimental issues.

She had a habit of throwing stuff out because she decided I didn't need it.

Good riddance (her, I mean).

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The furnace in my house dates to 1987. It just survived another cold winter. My plumber says a new one would use about half as much gas and that parts are no longer available for the old one. I wish I knew whether to believe him or not.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gas furnaces from 1987 when new could convert 75-80% of the chemical energy in gas into heat within your house. They lose some efficiency over time, but not that much - I would expect it's still getting 70-75% of the chemical energy converted into heat within your house.

The maximum efficiency available today is around 96% on the same metric. If you need 100 units of heat today, you are burning 133-143 units of gas. With the best possible furnace efficiency today, you would only need to burn 104 units of gas, which is 22-28% less - certainly not "about half".

There are multiple special requirements for the best possible efficiency, and they are more expensive, both to purchase and to install. You might be able to save money on bills, depending on gas rates in your area, and the total cost to purchase and install a high efficiency furnace. I can't really answer that without a lot more information.

As for parts availability, there should be a model number and a manufacturer indicated on it somewhere. These days, most things service professionals have access to are also listed on the internet for sale. That one is easier to convincingly check.

Yeah, I'm inclined to think parts are available but my plumber would never bother looking for them. The guy I was going to rent the house to said he had tons of spare parts for my kind of furnaces and I was prepared to give him a break on rent if he kept it going. Unfortunately I didn't get the house renovated in time for him to move in (and I'm still not done) so I can't really expect him to do anything for me.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

remember PYREX, they went cheap and using soda lime glass laminated instead of borosilicate. pyrex vs PYREX, its still being sold in the EU. there are borosilicate glassware from other brands, but none of them seem to match Pyrex, just better than the soda lime variants.

OXO is just very overpriced borosilicate, if you are interested probably the closest to PYREX. i did seem some pyrex lunch containers are borosilicate?

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

We recently had to replace a $500 Electrolux microwave that was only 11 years old. We mistakenly thought that brand was supposed to be higher quality :(

My mom had a microwave that lasted for decades. I left home in '81, so it was bought prior to that. She was still using it when she passed in '16. That thing was huge. I remember that before my dad would sit down to the table to eat, he would open the door on it to just the right angle so he could continue watching the TV in it's reflection. The only thing wrong with it was the top and bottom rows of red LED lights had quit shining which made it a little tricky to tell how much time was left on it, but that never bothered my mom. Also, they didn't have turntables in them back then, so you had to frequently turn the food. Mom bought a wind-up platform that you'd sit the food on and you could hear it in there ticking away while it slowly turned your food. She had to give up about 2.5 inches of height for it, but that oven was so big it didn't matter...

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)


(I was wondering how it looks like.)

Also:

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

Sadly your next one will be but a child when it dies.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Made in Japan! RIP Zappy.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can often fix membrane switches using conductive paint. Link to example. $11.

The PCB will have a pattern of traces under each button that are interlocked kind of like fingers that don't touch or two large pads near each other. The button of the membrane has a conductive patch that completes the circuit between those traces when pressed.

Usually the conductive patch is what fails due to wearing off. So you just paint on new patches on the memnrane. If the traces are worn, they can also be repaired with copper foil, solder, and careful work with an exacto knife. I've even seen aluminum foil and super glue used as a temporary fix on the membrane.

I would probably make this a an Old Man and the Sea project if it were mine. It's just so old, it needs to keep going.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›