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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I wish capitalism was allowed to operate in its pure form so that people could truly see what things actually cost. Meat and gasoline and corn syrup are so heavily subsidized it’s ridiculous. The amount of blood and treasure we’ve wasted trying to keep gas prices low is similarly ridiculous.

[–] mouseirl@lemmy.ml 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)

americans are too docile and subjugated to think remotely like this i fear

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

America got conned by the monorail guy. But they didn't even need the show and dance and the charismatic guy, they just saw a fat idiot and were like: you racist? Yes? Get in there.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

False, monorails are a form of public transit which is inherently COMMUNIST and must be eliminated (except for spectacle, we have them in Las Vegas and Disney)

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

American here. What the fuck is a rail?

Those thin metal bumps in the road, great place to park.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I've sold fascism to Italy, Germany, and Japan, and by gum, it put them on the map!"

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Monorace. Monorace. Monorace.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These idiots will never link this to (hyper)capitalism and megacorps and let alone think of alternatives remotely different from the current status quo.

Gas prices may affect the midterm votes though and they may vote against the extremist right wing candidates and for the liberal right wing candidates, which I guess is a small win.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 29 points 2 days ago

Gas prices may affect the midterm votes though and they may vote against the extremist right wing candidates and for the liberal right wing candidates, which I guess is a small win.

And then flip right back when gas doesn't magically become $1 per gallon and the nazi-pedophile coalition promises them $1/gallon gas.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is kind of crazy how price controls suddenly become fashionable when there's a shortage. Like yeah, that's how this whole "supply and demand" thing works!

[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

From both a moral and an economical perspective, price controls on oil in the US would make tons of sense right now.

  • The US oil producers have done nothing to deserve the current arbitrary price windfall. So morally acceptable
  • The US economy would do much better without the price increase

The US is self sufficient with oil, so technically there is no problem with shortages if price controls were put into place.

But as Krugman said, in the current political environment, such price controls are simply not being considered. The US is run by free market morons.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago

Tankies gonna tank.

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Guys, gas is still cheaper then Euro land.

It's pricey, not I'm going tankie high.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but in euro land that high gas price is because they're getting taxed... and that tax is used FOR THEIR BENEFIT!

Our measly gas taxes apparently can't even keep up with the whole 'bridges falling apart' thing.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I pay over $7 per gallon in EU.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro only USA exists! Stop pretending that Europe or China exists! Jesus was born in Philadelphia...

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

America is a hoax created by Columbus, to swindle brits out of their monies! There's no America!

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Sighs wistfully If only Europe had responded that way to Columbus

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Is the red flag for tankies or for communists?

[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why’s he got a bandaid on his neck

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

meme is edited from hospital bill

[–] MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Aswering the only question on my mind, thanks for getting in early!

[–] MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Asking the only question on my mind, thanks for getting in early!

Sickled himself in his confusion

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why can't I see half the pictures posted here?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As pro-VPN as the fediverse appears, a surprising number of instances block VPNs.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I would suspect it's a cheap and easy way to cut down on bots. Costs rack up quick if you want something good

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

If I have a VPN built-in, I am not aware of it.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No problem on my end with this server and Voyager iOS, USA

I suspect it’s because our admin The_Dude is exceptional, and so is AEHarding Voyager dev

[–] Beep@lemmus.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Which Lemmy client?

Also, UK or not?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Browser client, not UK, on Lemmy Today instance too.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ive seen a few over the last week also. Not sure what is causing it. 99.9% of pics are fine...

They dont show on Boost either, so I dont think its a client issue. Some bug in picture federation...

{"code":"command-failure","msg":"ffprobe Failed with exit status: 1"}

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

I've run into a few today as well, pics in the comments, the net here was slow and last week they did open eventually, but today I see the gap for a pic in some threads but nothing loads, standard web client def not in UK hehe

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago

There is no better, quicker way to turn a dyed-in-the-wool, rugged-individualist, capitalist American into a raging communist than to mention anything to do with their cars: Gas (should be cheap), highway lanes (no tolls and MOAR!), or parking (free parking was the 3rd commandment).

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or do things like Europe, with policies focused on the citizens and a reasonable free healthcare . But whatever...

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

with policies MOSTLY focused on the citizens

There, fixed it for you 😁

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Half cup of water is still something. Especially in the desert.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Sir. That sickle is $5000

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't get why they are whining about the fuel prices, that's dirt cheap.

[–] JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Not to them it's not. Proportionally, it's more than what many can afford. Just like how your fuel prices are dirt cheap to someone living in Hong Kong.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Big words from someone who doesn't have to pay out the ass for health care

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago

Yay. More politics