Did they give you a cone?
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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For me they gave me Xans like right before the snipping so they didn't kick in until I was on the curb waiting for my wife to come pick me up.
I vividly remember and felt (dully, due to local anesthesia) the snips.
Yeah they gave me 2 Valium. It calmed my heart beat but not much else.
Congrats on the soon to be condom free sex.
To be clear, one should still wear a condom because condoms also help prevent STIs lol
That is true, safe sex is good.
it depends
depends
Those are for the other exit hole.
am tempted to allege homophobia. but first, if that is "the other", which is the original/first exit hole?
perhaps you can clear yourself of charges.
Peepee is the first exit hole (number 1). Poopoo is the second exit hole (number 2).
I admit that in my haste, I didn't consider that Depends could cover both exit holes (peepee and poopoo). That's my bad. Thank you for holding me to account for my BAD badposts.
hm well what you do with nostils is none of my business.
another stripe on the flag.
then it felt like they were flicking me with rubber bands.
Sounds like a no scalpel procedure. That's what I got after we had our two kids. You're back on your feet in under a week.
Contrasts! Did they give you a hard time about getting one? I had two kids when I for mine so they didn't ask to many questions. I imagine if you don't have kids it's different.
Nah. Im not one that wants kids. At the consultation the only question was "you dont growing your family?" Dude was chill. No hassle at all.
Good! That's how it should be.
Ayyyy, welcome to the cut club! 
Ill await my membership card in the mail.
tis an honorable thing
Fun vasectomy story! My dad got ome when I was like 3 or so, I dont remember it, I have just been told about this, but I guess I mixed the words 'operation' and 'infection' and was talking around daycare about how my dad got an infection so he can't have anymore kids
Hahaha, aww
Was just thinking about how unpleasant the tugging was. I asked to see a piece of the tubing and he showed me part while I was laying on my back. The recovery wasn't my favorite. Don't forget about the 20 loads and then getting tested to make sure you're unleaded
Yep. They sent me on my way with sample cups to send back