this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Unless that’s their kink.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

What if they have a cup?

[–] nop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So non-lesbians are ok to scissor with the runs?

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

You just brought back memories. Good ol times

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't tell me what to do, shitass.

look at shitass here, probably shits with his ass like a chump

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you shit then if not with your ass? Regurgitation?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i pay a family in Georgia to shit for me

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

petit bougie i got little legs

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Porn "lesbians" scissor, for the enjoyment of straight men. Real lesbians just lick.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

hello i am a lesbian who enjoys scissoring
it doesn't look like it does in porn though. the geometry is different

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not in my experience. My best friend is a lesbian, she and her wife talk about enjoying it. Maybe they are the only couple in the world though.

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, wouldn't scissoring actually have the lowest risk of fecal-oral transmission when compared to most other sexual acts? Fingering or oral sounds much more risky to me?

[–] KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can someone explain this to me? I'm not familiar with the lingo

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you're pissing out of your asshole.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 16 points 2 days ago

Such beauty in your wording.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 11 points 2 days ago

You sir/madam/whatever are a poet.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Couldn't have said it better myself

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 2 points 1 day ago

Can someone explain this to me? I'm not familiar with the lingo