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I would eat both of them
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Still not worse than Mr Beast or LTT
True
No thumbnails in photo. Only index fingernails. So sad.
I would eat both of them
Please don't
So to be clear, should I wait before I cook them or harvest them earlier?
Due to potential parasites, you should definitely cook using a proper meat thermometer. And avoid those "organic" varieties, they may have unknown diseases.
Hello, Police?
Mine too but that’s mostly because I was a boy scout.
I don't get it
Oh, so you don't think about a "girls' asshole", when you see a samoa labeled "girl scouts"? Seems like you are the weird one.
Ah
Sex joke.
Bigger hole.
Oh, I was very innocent...
I just thought that a "professional" chef comparing his boutique cookie to that of a girl scout gives a very dick vibe because why are you one-uping little girl cookies?
Well it's not like the little girls make the cookies. Those are corporate cookies. AND THEY USED TO BE BIGGER. Damn shrinkflation.
To be fair, I have no clue except that it is some sort of youth movement for girls
How are you even on the internet with that mentality?
Idk 😶
I didn't get it either, which usually means it's a sex joke. This one is particularly reaching.
Oh my sweet summer child…
O o
Trump will assess the value of each
bet got lots of clicks, thus great thumbnail, from youtuber perspective
I dont get it. Im not from Turtle Island by the way.
Whore
I'm not allowed to look at this.
Judge ordered me to stay 100ft away from this thumbnail
I dunno some of the Girl Scout ones I see are larger.
Well, no shit.
Rude!