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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Explanation: Roman cities had significant literate populations, and so those few preserved remnants of buildings frequented by private citizens, such as the buried city of Pompeii, are often covered with graffiti, text and image alike, of varying themes.

One such recurring theme is drawings of dicks. Normal dicks, big dicks, little dicks, dicks with wings... the penis was considered a symbol of fertility (both kinds) and good luck, so rather than being inappropriate, it was funny and generally complimentary! (Though the sheer amount of graffiti certainly bothered some - as one Roman graffito ironically noted, "O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.")

Maybe don't draw it over your pal's newly painted fresco though.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Restaurants had real time yelp reviews, but it was a wall, and the dick system was manual.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly my dick system is also manual.

[–] CheesyFox 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

wtf is "automatic dick system"? :D

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You'll find out when you're older

[–] CheesyFox 3 points 3 days ago

god, i hope not :D

Ever hear of autofellatio?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

"Only three dicks out of five? Let's try somewhere else."

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Great, now I want to see amateur roman drawings of dicks.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Carved into a city wall. Empúries, Spain.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Wow, even carved in 3D, it stands out. Thanks!

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can't help but notice the stark color difference between the penis area and the rest of the block. An unimaginable amount of hands must have touched that thing...

... and I get it. I would, too.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

"So, Speiser0, why do you want to study history at our prestigious university?"

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox 9 points 3 days ago

Dickbutt's ancestor on a bas relief! :0

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Imma tell this to my friends after they wake up from the party covered in dick drawings.

"It's for good luck!"