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[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

OP, you linked the wrong post. It's this one: https://gts.apicrim.es/@awoo/statuses/01KN35J2SAE64XK55N8HS1BB2N

It's pretty funny that the post's author has already noticed this Lemmy post: https://gts.apicrim.es/@awoo/statuses/01KN4VEEJ77RX3VABB3HRPVNKD

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 44 points 10 hours ago
[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago

There is Ubuntu satanic edition, if interested

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So the gays get a parade and comfy environments?

Starting to wonder if the hetero life is really for me

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 hours ago

If you're an ally, you're cool, come hang out with us

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Is it okay to use it if you’re not gay? I sometimes worry I’m invading someone else’s space.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

in a discord i was in, a channel named "trans" that was hidden behind a role (also named "trans") that you could select for yourself
a couple of people who said they were cis got the role to be able to talk in the channel(with permission from the owner of the discord server). Only one of them has not come out as trans (yet)

the gay spaces will turn you gay

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So the Republicans were right after all!

[–] ketamine_analogue@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 hours ago

We were so preoccupied with contrails turning the frogs gay that we forgot to look after ourselves.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago

this is kinda how vrchat makes me feel

[–] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

Idk but you should at least suck a dick or two as a courtesy.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Everyone is gay to some degree, some just don't accept it.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 10 hours ago

It would be lame if not imo

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 152 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

since 2021

Surprised it took that long, https://xkcd.com/624/ is from 2009

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 113 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

For people who can't be bothered to click a linka relevant xkcd comic- Number 624

Hah. didn't save you a clickhah. you clicked again

Sorry, it's 5 am an I'm still doomscrolling.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

Jokes on you. Boost does not support spoilers, making it 0 clicks.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I clicked all your spoilers, it kinda triggered my dopamine receptors. More plz

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

pop pop pop the bubblewrap spoilers

[–] kubica@fedia.io 14 points 17 hours ago

For people who can't be bothered to click a link

It's like a bible reading technique: not reading it, just pretending to know what it says.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 18 hours ago
[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 41 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Aaaand of course the first two repos on the Explore tab are NixOS-related

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 20 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Lix is an alternative nix interpreter that's lesbian themed, and I'm pretty sure that roughly half of what I learned while moving to NixOS was written by puppygirls (may be an underestimate...)

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 57 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Codeberg competitor

Looks inside

Codeberg

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] inari@piefed.zip 18 points 16 hours ago
[–] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Totally tangential, but does anybody else feel old when people use them simple past of "to run" as it's past participle?

It was still irregular even in American English when I last lived there.

[–] YaBoyMax@programming.dev 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's not grammatically correct AFAIK but it's a fairly common mistake to see.

[–] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

As it's commonality increases, it's mistake status will dissolve. Such is the way 😌

[–] entwine@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago

I really like this version of the internet. Instead of everyone using a megacorp's giant centralized services, it's better to have a ton of small services made by and for real communities/groups. Git's decentralized nature is a perfect candidate for this, and I hope it takes off more.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

it's a reference to this xkcd

edit: as an april fools thing probably

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

Why not lesbians only?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Its a reference to an xkcd comic linked elsewhere in the comments