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why is software engineering so horny (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Master/slave

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No touch?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

It goes WAY back.

The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.

You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

--force

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

--verbose is for when you want dirty talk

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Remove child from parent using fork

:)

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago

That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

cherry-pick the tip

git reset --hard HEAD

and on and on

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

[–] cbazero@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I dumped my core so fast ...