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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Well there's your problem. These guys know as much about the Bible as Trump.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

They also know as much about grifting.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Once you put “mega” in there, is there such a thing as a legitimate “pastor/priest”?

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Nothing farther from faith than such people

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Supply-side Jesus worshipper.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

The cult must cult.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

That fat child raping cunt doesn't understand not to shit itself on camera at the Whitehouse.
Fuck off, Pastor Shitface. Fuck off and die.