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What's your strategy for Candyland? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 8 hours ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Lick everything to mark it as mine.

Including other players

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Well you run like hell and you try to stay away from any mirrors and you hide really well until morning

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

Lie to the toddlers about the rules so I always win

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

Avoid contracting polio.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Rook to E7

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

Eat all the candy

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Try to stay awake

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 2 points 7 hours ago

Stay away from Plumpy!!!

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 3 points 8 hours ago

Drugs before you start playing