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So much for DARE program. (TikTok screencap)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

"Help! I'm being crushed under a dock!"

The real dangers of pier pressure

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 3 points 59 minutes ago

Detla pee is no joke

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 49 minutes ago

This is so accurate. And, I had "friends" back in high school, who were very much into meth and very much into sharing.

But every single big meeting at work, is just about AI. it's just a sales pitch, nothing specific. One of the senior managers emails multiple times a week about fake "wins" due to AI. How, because of AI, some random API is now 4x better! (He doesn't know what API is...) When I teams opens up, it's just "AI Bootcamps" plastered everywhere. The intranet homepage, 3 of the 5 things on the carousel is just AI. Multiple "demo days" have just been people showing how they've been fucking around in AI and not doing work.

Someone in mgmt, has made it a goal for more AI usage. Put teams on blast who weren't "using it enough". Fake metrics of how much good code it's generated (with no actual examples of course). And yeah, now they're tracking usage to ensure we get enough AI "touches" a month. They're monitoring our badge-in (due to RTO) and now they're monitoring AI adoption and usage.

But just ignore the massive outsourcing to India/SEA... no need to worry about that.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 28 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah my manager is tracking my token usage. But not my hemp usage

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Tracking Pokémons not pokes

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

I'm a software developer and those who use AI are slower than me lmao

[–] SexualPolytope 35 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

At least the drugs were fun.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 90 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I have figured out where my intense dislike of using AI comes from.

My need for control/understanding stuff I create.

I find the idea of giving up knowledge and skills in favor of statistics based chatbot to be repulsive and extremely dangerous.

I am no systems developer, I am an IT guy, I write some Powershell from time to time to automate stuff, I understand the code, if I didn't, I would not run it on prod.

A huge amount of why normal office workers like using AI, in my opinion, is that they never learned how make even simple scripts which would have helped them in a lot of their tasks.

And now they use AI to make a computer kinda guess what they wanted, but with no way to verify the code before running it.

I honestly can't understand why companies/governments/institutions believe that a chatbot is better than a skilled and knowledgable developer.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago

It not being consistent also adds to this.

"Same exact input in same exact situation next time can have completely different output" is just unacceptable in automation.

[–] KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 10 points 6 hours ago

A huge amount of why normal office workers like using AI, in my opinion, is that they never learned how make even simple scripts which would have helped them in a lot of their tasks.

Most office workers do not have the access rights and programs to run scripts. I know how to write them, but there is no way that local IT would allow me to run python on my work machine.

My need for control/understanding stuff I create

And that is really important from a mental health perspective: People are being held responsible for their work. If something does break that they've built, their boss & coworkers expect that they are able to fix it and that the error will not happen again. If you understand your system, you are able to do that. If you are responsible for some kind of AI-driven house of cards that you do not understand and can't fix, that is really bad. It's triggering some kind of imposter syndrome

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Um ... NORPs don't use AI to code. They use it to think for them. And mostly they don't think about code.

If you exported your support ticket database and your customer feedback to CSV files, upload that to a chatbot, cross-reference it, ask it the right questions, structure the output, it could tell you everything going right and wrong with your customer base. Backed up with data. And it could do that in like 10 minutes. Instead of weeks of research.

Problem is, you (or whoever reads tickets), are going to miss the details. You won't read that one heartbreaking story. You won't see the success. You'll have an insightful (if you are good with prompts) summary. That's it.

Secondary (or perhaps this is the big one) problem is that the more you let the machine think for you, the less thinking you do. It makes you dumb.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pmk@piefed.ca 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't understand half of the acronyms people use these days.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

ICA.

(I Completelt Agree)

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 5 hours ago

Normal Ordinary Responsible Person.
Its not a compliment, but only slightly derogatory, and only if ur a freak like me.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Fair point, I agree completely.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au -5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Better information control no human to leak it no Hunan in the loop more human labor fungibility its the best

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 10 points 8 hours ago

ikantreadthis

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I use it at my corporate job to do most of my job now. I still get paid the same regardless if i try harder (without any rewards) or submit to burnout and let the standards slip. Fuck em.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Reminds me of some funny old posts on r/sysadmin of greybeards who had essentially automated their entire jobs and life in perl lol.

Best one was a script that would auto text message his wife he would be coming home late if he still had an active terminal session.

There was a recent post around here or reddit that was about management trying to gauge performance via AI use, and how they had caught on to the token spending tricks people were using, but honestly it doesn't seem that hard to fake around it if it ever came up.

Just throw some agent work at it like codex and watch it burn tokens running grep lol.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 5 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, doesn’t bother me. I’ll just leave it crunching a boring problem while I go away and make a cup of tea or chat some shit.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 52 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

DARE promised me free drugs. What a letdown.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 minutes ago

I must be lucky—I’ve run into free drugs heaps of times in my life! It helps having a long phase as an outgoing rave kid.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 hours ago

This is why I always laughed around Halloween when the news tries to scare people that drugs are being put into candy.

Drug dealers aren't exactly known for just handing out product for free.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Fuk, I'd have just taken the fried eggs. That looked pretty good.
But I got nuthin.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

It was like a commercial for children living in poverty having an at school food program.

This is breakfast. This is your brain on breakfast. Any questions.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs became way less cool when they switched to the token system.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah crypto on the dark web is for dorks. You gotta go to the bad part of town with a roll of crumpled dollar bills to meet a guy with a gun. Otherwise the high just isn’t the same.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

And sexy felines.

You lied to me!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

What DARE program gave you these? I just got a ruler and a t-shirt.

And I think some cop talked to us and passed around a bag of weed.

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 7 points 8 hours ago

Pawb users are in shambles

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

I feel about the same amount of pressure honestly, which is to say none.

Both times I’m making choices based on my own observations, the difference being that I wanted to do some drugs because they seemed mostly harmless and fun (they were) and I don’t use any ai stuff because it seems completely useless to me (it is).

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Yea because they are literally threatening to make you homeless and die or use this pedophile mass surveillance bull shit that will literally kill all life on earth

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

Find us the value for our stockholders, slaves!