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A preliminary field test on a white substance found in the White House has reportedly come up positive for cocaine, law enforcement authorities said.

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Right-wing social media is already screaming about Hunter Biden at the tops of their lungs, because of course they are.

No one in Biden's family is even at the White House right now. They're at Camp David.

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

I guess they forgot about the Republican cocaine orgies that Madison Cawthorn told us about:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/30/madison-cawthorn-washington-orgies-cocaine-claims

Maybe we can an investigation into that shit too?

[-] sensibilidades@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

There’s no way they genuinely care about cocaine, there had to be just as much flowing through there in the Trump years.

[-] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Has there ever been an era when there has not been cocaine in the West Wing?

Ike? Truman?

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

Well, Refined Cocaine didn't exist prior to 1860, and was mostly a sort of curiosity in the medical world for the next two or so decades. After that, it was marketed as an anesthetic for a few years.

Freud wrote a paper about the joys of recreational use of cocaine in 1884 (he was 24), and then struggled with addiction for the next 12 years.

Then Coca-Cola was created in 1886, and bottled for mass consumption shortly afterward. They removed the cocaine from the recipe in 1903...

Then the Harrison Narcotics act was passed in 1914, effectively banning cocaine and opium. Mostly based on racist fears that black people liked cocaine.

So, it's possible that some cocaine was in the White House as early as the 1880s, especially in some Coca-Cola, but the drink was considered low class, and cocaine was also a bit of a low class drug...

So yeah, It's very hard to say.

As to WW2 and beyond. Well, Meth was invented about that time frame. 1940s Germany, and the entire Nazi military were all addicted to meth in the form of Pervitin, the brand name that it was sold under. Pervitin was literally issued to infantry to let them march for days at a time, and was a huge part of the initial Blitz.

The Allied forces had their own versions of speed to issue to soldiers.

I kind of wandered into the weeds there...

[-] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

See, it’s just this very type of strangely believable deep-dive, semi-spectrumy response that gives me a sense of cautious optimism regarding this new forum that we have here (apologies to the true pioneers).

I am both chagrined and encouraged by this thorough, inadvertently solicited response.

God bless you, friend.

[-] theCheek@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thoroughly enjoyed your word salad.

[-] DevCat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wandered into the weed there?

The gold is always in the comments.

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Weed would be another digression entirely. As a plant, it has a much longer history. And as a plant, it never really became the drug of the rich and powerful. Maybe because smoking too much causes introspection, which the rich and powerful cannot abide.

There's a lot of armchair psychoanalysis here. The rich and powerful seem to like uppers, because those let them think they're getting more work done. And they like alcohol as the social lubricant and memory suppressor that it is. At least those are the socially acceptable drugs. Even Meth is acceptable to them if taken in pill for rather than being smoked.

The downers all seem to be demonized. The refrain is that they make you lazy or some such bullshit. As if some of the most (admittedly misguidedly) productive times of my life weren't fueled by pot.

I got really into carpentry and stone carving for a time back in high school, and if YouTube had existed I would likely have gotten into metal casting as well. All to make some okay pipes and bongs. I'm sure I could do better these days, but was proud at the time.

[-] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Where can I subscribe to armchair alchemist and pharmacopeia please?

[-] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Cool site. Thx.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just wanted to say nice username!

Thanks, I thought it was kinda funny when I registered it on the other site back in 2011 and figured I'd keep it over here with recent events.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, so you knew what was up even way back then.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

It's most likely from a tourist or staffer, but nonetheless: lol

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

It's probably from a secret service agent.

[-] Kabloink@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

later on Tuesday reported that the white powder was found “in an area accessible to tour groups, not in any particular West Wing office”.

So, probably a tourist

[-] Col3814444@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Or Project Veritas doing their bullshit.

[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Should...Should I ask for that back?

[-] 70ms 1 points 1 year ago

I was gonna say, I'd be pissed that I lost it. 😂

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Damn, Secret Service have no chill. You'd think they'd be bros, living together all the time. Instant snitch mode.

[-] tal@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would assume that the issue is that white powder can be some other unpleasant things.

Like, "someone had drugs in the White House and shouldn't have" is probably not national news unless maybe it was Biden or something like that.

But "someone scattered anthrax in the White House" is kinda serious.

[-] Denali@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Didn't Willie Nelson smoke weed on the roof with the presidents son lol

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Grace Slick tried to slip Richard Nixon LSD but was turned away at the door. How much better would our country be if she had succeeded?

https://boundarystones.weta.org/2016/07/13/time-grace-slick-tried-slip-lsd-president-nixon

[-] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

White power with white people in White House. Pattern found, case close /s

[-] UziBobuzi@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Unexpected plot twist: this causes the end of the war on drugs.

[-] Octavio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'd bet a dollar it belonged to one of their agents anyway.

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