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[–] EngineerFromTheBush@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Butter is a regular loaf of milk, cheese is a sourdough.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Liquid steak. Solid gravy. Nightmare world.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Blend the steak with a bit of water.

Chill the gravy with a bit of gelatin.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I used to be a real piece of shit

[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you get if you blend the steak with a bit of water, then chill it with a bit of gelatin?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Philospy keshhut

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fuuuuuck now I want a steak. With a nice Bordelaise sauce I think I'm gonna go buy a cheap one and smoke it up it's only midnight

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

it's wave/particle duality all the way down

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

And both are some of the finest pleasures in life

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gas form of bread?

Plasma form of bread?

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In Belgium it's common to call a blue Chimay a liquid sandwich

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

It's a whole meal by itself but this beer makes me nauseous, I find it horrid. But it's one of the rare trappist beers.

[–] Two9A@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

And that's why the Prancing Pony serves beer and cheese, the best of evening meals.

Frodo and Sam nursing half-pints, as Butterbur brings over a plate of cheese