Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

I saw it coming from a kilometer away!

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Punchline should have been "... from 1.6 km away"

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going to argue for the length to be in school busses or (american) football fields

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

376 bald eagles

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Freedom pigeons.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She just couldn't cel-see-us together.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

She couldn't say it in-cel-sius.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Kilometer? I hardly know her!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I didn't budge a centimeter.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

...I only weighed 200kg.