this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'd set it there before I put it on. Then never change it.

[โ€“] cRazi_man@europe.pub 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've got this on my office desk and it is permanently set on the second lowest level.

[โ€“] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

glances at social battery

"It appears you're not giving 200% like you wrote in your self-review... I only see 90%. Let's shoot for 100% before end of quarter, okay? Maybe we can chat about it, through lunch."

[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

"I'm 200% positive you should fuck right off."

[โ€“] Masamune@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

That's my secret, I'm always ๐Ÿ˜ก

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's what I did with mine
I move it up for exactly two people (and then back down)

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

......am I one of those two people?

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but you're on thin ice, bucko
Just kidding I love you ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What the thumb is going on here

[โ€“] Siethron@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Left hand is holding it between index and thumb. The top fingers are either index middle of right hand or middle ring.

[โ€“] other_cat@piefed.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Maybe trying to remove some distinctive markings on the hand?

[โ€“] Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know this is a shitpost but this perfectly catches one of the challenges of autism.

Yes, it happens. And er have tolerance, be authentic, diversity and all that but when it happens there is none of what I just listed.

The conversation partner will be hurt and/or angry. Or you mask it and damage (up to and including measurable health damage) yourself.

Sucks.

Out of my own experience, it's always better to hurt others than yourself. Caring more about others can push you into fire.

[โ€“] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Better yet, it lowers itself based on conversation length.

[โ€“] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Finally a good use for AI, it listens In to the bullshit and adjusts based on individual bullshit AI(t) parameters

[โ€“] tpihkal@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Just bought it on Amazon. I can't wait to wear this at work!

...at least around the people that understand my humor anyways, lol.

[โ€“] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If Gamepro was still around they'd be pissed.

[โ€“] Squatcher@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

Ha loved gamepros rating system

[โ€“] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

๐Ÿคฌ

With your gross-ass toes. Imagine!