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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 49 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Driving a vehicle with extremely loud exhaust through residential areas after midnight should be recognized as an extremely harmful and antisocial behavior and be punished by imprisonment at least for a few weeks.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Objectively true. Except 9pm cause I go to bed at a reasonable time to get my proper 8 hours sleep.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

How about any time because some people work odd hours or nights.

I was trying not to go "too far" and be called ragebait, but I agree.

ALL noisy cars need to fuck off, whether they came from the factory like that, or you installed some "thing".

Also fuck the guy around the corner with a dilapidated house but a new Harley in the driveway, revving it whenever someone walks by. I can see your attic through your missing shingles, my guy.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Why limit it to exhaust? Blaring music is also very bad.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that guy looked familiar.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 6 days ago

He's famous!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

POOR PEOPLE ARE UNETHICAL IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN!!

Please debate my true position in the comments.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

IT IS TOTALLY ETHICAL TO BE POOR AND HAVE CHILDREN. THEM KIDS HAD IT COMING OR I WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THEM.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 5 days ago

It is our collective responsibility to keep children out of poverty, regardless of the circumstances of their birth. There, your position is now true.

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[–] DeshaunWeinstein@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You see, I AM a fucking idiot

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Im pretty sure I fought this guy in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He is a beast

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Haha lol Jk bro I was kidding and you totally fell for it bro I wasn't serious at all (unless...?)

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, when I encounter people like that, I just block them and forget that they ever existed.

I usually attempt to either confirm that they are trolling or evil or misinformed, but once I have done, you know, 20% of the amount of effort to get to the bottom of things and I still don't really feel convinced one way or the other, I just block them.

Oh well, we won't have any further conversations. Oh darn, oh no.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Yep I've had a lot of those. Also people who just want to argue for the sake of arguing. You can tell they don't really have an interest in the position they're holding at all. It's kind of different from ragebaiting? Frustration baiting I guess? They just never listen to reason or deliberately misinterpret what you say to energy vampire the will the argue out of you.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This explains most of your posts

[–] BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

then OP is simply da big stupid 🤷‍♂️

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[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Lunar landing deniers are worse for the gene pool than people with Down's syndrome.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Blaming learned behaviors and beliefs on genetics is stupid behavior and only reinforces eugenicist assumptions about humanity.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Past a certain age, you can't tell if someone is rage baiting or just fed up with life

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“Rage Bait” is typically more like this

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What if people on lemmy shitpost are suffering from long bouts of constipation and not realizing they are taking things way to seriously?

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[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Rage bait is the generous interpretation. The “no one could be this stupid and awful” interpretation.

So what then? I guess you’re stupid and awful then.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If I want someone dead I'm not particularly broken up about how it happens or any horrific shit that may happen to the lead up so long as it doesn't include rape. Now consider the fact that I look at the average mega church as the sacrifice equivalent of an all you can eat buffet, oh how the glory of the old gods would be witnessed if I could have my way.

Wait I'm pretty open about how bloodthirsty I am, this ain't even really a bit. I truly do want to massacre millions of people for no other reason than I think theyre stupid and empowering monsters worse than I since I just want to kill not take over government, society, and culture. Also I guess there's the factor that I would prefer to go over everyone individually, no point sacrificing the infirm, the young, or the redeemable.

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[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Religions are a cancer to society

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[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I guess we are just going to have to fight about it then

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Authoritarianism is the more efficient governing model.

It is far more beneficial and productive to society to dump more money and research into countering the negative health outcomes of eating terribly unhealthy food than it is to try and undo entire socioeconomic models and human habits that are geared to consuming the unhealthy things.

Some people are so stupid they should be chemically castrated. Depending on them to raise a future functioning human being will fail and ultimately will be a drain on the over all system.

Some people have done such horrible things beyond a shadow of a doubt that even death is too much of a mercy. They should be kept alive and tortured mentally and physically every day until they die of natural disease processes.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Socks feel refreshing when they are wet.

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