Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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Damn good recovery.
"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom
i would kms
Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!
Oh, that's not spit
Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?
All of them, I think
Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD
What was the meme / joke?
7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”
We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.
Are you a collective hive mind or something?
I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.
That is a a common problem in these big corpos.
Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.
Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!
You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.
Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.
Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄
It's engagement bait
Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.
got they ass
Idk how can you be sure?
Mine was probably something like
apt-get install emacs
Oops wrong window!
You spelled vim wrong /s
I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...
Better than your password
Looks
ran the password as a terminal command...
sighs
hunter2's
sigh
All I'm seeing is *******
Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.
"Does this look infected?"
"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."
Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously
"Does this look like Herpes to you?"
Hey it's me, your mum
Whatever works.
It would be weird to do that anyway unprompted unless you've established that it's okay to be naked/half naked in front of your parents, which I don't think is the case for most people. 🤔
Also unfortunate for the mum if she opens the message in public
Perhaps, but also as a parent you have to be prepared for your child to do completely inappropriate things in front of you without any warning. Even adult children can be oblivious to their parents boundaries. Now how that's handled is parenting but if it's your kid you have to expect the unexpected.
Has their mom never seen boobs? Or never seen their own child naked? Or what the heck is this about?
What mother would get traumatized by seeing boobs? They're a mother for crying out loud. Breastfeeding somebody seems to tend to make boobs unscary.
because they didn't want their mum to know that they were sending nudes to people. it's not the actual boobs that matter.
How is that unexpected, really? She's shown her own boobs to a lot of people during the years. She's an adult woman. She knows what human people are like.