Atheism

Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?

I'm a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?

Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?

"omg rainbows, how awful!" - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated

i don't care for sports but i don't get crazy upset they're shoved down my throat at every turn because that's someone else's fun

I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.

But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don't need religion in my life.

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you?

No, but I imagine it would make a whole lot of Republican secret wishes come true.

Had a group of Christians approach me while i was looking at nail polish in an Ulta. Even after i said no thank you as politely as an angel they still insisted on letting me now their imaginary friend loved me. If anyone in the lgbt+ community acted like that in public Christians would call it grooming.

Well not Christians in general but a specific sect is known for doing this.

knock knock knock

Hello, have you heard about our lord and savious Luigi Magione?

Would a gay person knock on the back door to try and convert you?

It’s all just engagement bait.

Even responding to them boosts the bigot. It’s what they want.

“Dont feed the trolls” doesn’t seem to be registering anymore, though. People simply cannot help themselves and jump in, and the platforms are juicing it instead of moderating it because it’s so (at least in the short term) profitable.

You ever notice that the people who talk about "shoving guy shit down mycthroat" are usually te most racist and misogynistic ones? The whole thing is because theyre afraid of being treated like they treat women and other minorities.

Maybe the temptation they feel is the gays knocking from inside and that's why they're mad

I have a hose hooked up at the front of the house for the next time the Mormons show up with specific details about my family.
But id make cookies if ever a mini pride parade visited my doorstep.

I wish more folks used the word: dipshit. It's in my daily vocabulary, but I rarely hear it from anyone else.

I've had Mormons come to the door as well so by the Pentagon's current definition, that would be 2 religions that go door to door trying to indoctrinate you.