Political Memes

The fun thing is, we know Trump wouldn't do anything to help someone, anyone, in a burning building.

There was a wealthy, elderly man who hit his head at Mar-a-Lago some years back. Trump noted he frantically looked for someone to clean up the blood because he was worried about the marble. And then the next day, was still bitching about the blood and how the marble looked different.

He's not going into any burning building for anyone. No matter age, no matter wealth, that man is a coward. Always has been, always will be. Their post should be "Imagine if Trump didn't dodge the draft..." because they'd have to imply he wasn't already a spineless coward 60 years ago.

And if Trump raped a child MAGA would still love him.

Oh wait....

There's a saying: if a grandma had a beard she would be grandpa.

MAGA is so unredeemable, the only arguments they have for voting for them are hypothetical situations for which they can invent a heroic ending for their candidates.

What choice do they have? Run on their experience as crooks, traitors, racists, rapists, and pedophiles?

Yeah because he would have lit that fire.

Trumps rapes women and young girls and the Republicans aren't mad at all.

I didn't even need an "if" at all.

I think also that conservative types like to play pretend cause they don't have critical thinking skills. There is no "If" Trump did this or that. He is the sitting president, he needs to judge by his actions, the things he's always lying about. Trump is an 80 yo man. He physically can't even clip a medal of honor to a soldier, he can't save a cat from a tree or kids from burning buildings. Usually he's the one setting the fires and then lying about it. America wake up.

If this were to happen, it would probably be because he started the fire by burning evidence that implicates him, and only "saved" the baby because he's a god damn pedophile.

Because he never would. Heres a video of him standing around completely lost when an old guy faints in his presence.

https://youtu.be/Ug0ZMaQePzA?is=uDP6bgpHKmu3TNa6

headline: trump saves baby from house fire

The story: trump was escaping a fire in his pedophile sex trafficking dungeon and accidentally knocked a crib out the door as he ran by

Probably because he never would and everyone would be in disbelief that someone would make sure an outlandish announcement.

It would be more believable if he sent ICE in to arrest the baby to deport it after ICE set the fire.

When I went through boot camp many decades ago, my ti had a great saying about ifs, "if worms had machine guns then birds wouldn't fuck with them". One of the very few things I still remember from boot camp. Also release all the Epstein files.

Yeah, because there's at least a 50-50 chance he started the damn fire.

For anyone under the age of 16, he is the fire.

Liberals can't even get to "if" since they're too busy playing "ain't it awful."

If he did that, which is a laughable premise, is that supposed to make up for the lives he's destroyed?

That baby grew up to be a Congolese king named Leopold.