"Guy's getting railroaded for fishing without a license. Does anyone here practice bird law?"
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I know a guy

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That's right, officer. That's the pelican, take him away.

Pelican:

This is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pescatarian meal?
I didn't know the fish was undersize.
birds of a feather cellblock together.
Hopefully he doesn't join the aryan birderhood
Goose got little too silly
If Marlin didn't get out in time.
Monster ate an entire school and they still take him through the Long John's Silver drive through.
Was hat er getan?
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People like crabs so i brought crabs... how'd i know they'd think i'm threatening the president??
Please god don't find the rest of my mushrooms under the passenger seat!
This would make a good image for a SCP/creepypasta