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Can suck off 5 guys

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

[–] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Have a nice butt

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?

[–] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."

ADD has made us superheros!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

'm not in the Epstein files

… learn from my mistakes.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)

[–] terrific@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

I get what you mean. But. Since I have become a parent I have realized that not all of these incidents are simply inconsiderate. Sometimes mistakes are made in desperation.

[–] Diurnambu1e@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

Very good at IT

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

am getting help

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Furry convention is going well then?

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)
[–] essell@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When he's dead tho? 🀨

[–] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Of course.

Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 4 points 21 hours ago
[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 23 hours ago

... bothered to write this comment.

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

Get to meow online at other catgirls :3

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

...never said I was.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 22 points 1 day ago

Increased shareholder value

[–] lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Forced myself to socialize.

[–] Zeusz13@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

'm kind and interesting

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