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[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This is the second comic I have seen today where somene gets consumed by an escalator, WTF???

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

what's that phenomenon where you see a bunch of comics about dying in a weird way and then it happens? paranoid schizophrenia?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I went to a movie today and saw two different kids, from different families, wearing Pikachu shirts. And later, at the mall, I saw a kid with a Pikachu plushie. You would think there was a pokemon movie out

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Welcome to Lemmy <3

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Maybe my mind goblin could be of assistance?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

So do what I do and don't go on escalators

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Escalators should be outlawed. What fucking good do they do to begin with? They don't even speed up travel, they actually slow it down. People get mad at me for this stance because of disabled people. Well, some disabled people can't even use the escalator. Malls should make sure an elevator is readily available for those who can't walk. If I had it my way, there would be stairs alongside a ramp and an elevator. I don't really trust elevators either, but sometimes they're the only option.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Shoe strings would most likely break before any real harm was done, probably just make you fall on your face. Flip flops and sandals are a real danger, you can lose a toe or a chunk of your foot.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

Surr, you fall on your face, then it gets munched by the escalator!

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

On a local emergency TV program someone got stuck with their back caught in the metal teeth at the bottom. They had to manually reverse the escalator to free him. Injuries are unlikely and rare but the chance is not zero.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

It happened to me, the shoe strings didn't break but they got ripped out of the holes one by one. I don't know if I trashed the sneakers but I'll post them if I find them.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 46 points 1 week ago

Relevant C&H:

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've seen multiple videos of people who do end up falling inside the machinery. It's the steel plates on the landings that you should actually be wary about.

yeah, those handrails are literal lifesavers

[–] halfdane@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago

That escalated quickly

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I went up an escalator with my ex girlfriend a few days ago, and when we came to the top, for some reason, I picked her up and carried her over that part. But then I started wondering, why did I do that? And she just said "ok you can put me down now."

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Was she your ex at the time or was it the reason for the breakup?

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Haha no, we broke up months ago, but it's complicated I guess.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago

Escalator brake failures can be a real problem:

Boston, 2021

Rome, 2018

Hong Kong, 2017

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, shit. Just shy of 3 years since the "great migration" from the bad place. Enjoy your cake day as well!

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I jumped ship then, too. June 14, 2023.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For some reason I waited until June 19 🤦

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn’t see it there, but I’m pretty sure I’m thinking of the same Chinese woman slowly ground to nothing by exposed escalator machinery.

As an aside, I’ve watched far too many people die. This should not be relatable. The fuck, me from 10 years ago?

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Nah I saw a Chinese guy just disappear through a panel that opened up in the floor.

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