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[–] Gahidus@lemmus.org 5 points 6 hours ago

I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 hours ago

Can I exchange deleting France for deleting Germany and England and I give up a puppy girl as well?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Uncensor that friggin f-word!

We are allowed to curse on the internet!

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

can i get a french catgirl?

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

USA in general.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.

If so, I’m down.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

Yes we can give France another chance.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Two shipping containers of wine.

I swear some people would waste a genie.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it's for the greater good

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Get off my ark it's muh wine !

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[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

I dont like either choice tbh.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 hours ago

I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 47 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

easy, the left one.

France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 40 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You’re allowed to say Froance here.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

It's actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

Can I replace France with Russia or US?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.

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[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago

As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

England will breach containment.

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 0 points 5 hours ago

France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

what's the issue with france?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 2 hours ago

I wouldn't know where to start.

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

good news, France is melting as we speak.

wishing works

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[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I see Bush's campaign against France worked.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Fraonce has a city called Pans?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Sacre bleu!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 6 points 13 hours ago

What's the word being censored? Fragrance?

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