Clearly in the wrong but the "life choices" nonsense is wrong as well.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026
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That's why she is using it as leverage for a lower price right?
"Clearly, god is testing you and your kids. I will not risk hell by helping you cheat in his test."
practice Calvinism, get Calvinisim
I would prefer:
"I know, which is why I am giving it for free to a single mother of 5 children who is also interested."
If God were real he'd be laughing his ass off at this own
I like to think if God was real, they'd have a good sense of humour. Not just from the line from the movie Dogma 'you ever see the faces you make in coitus?' (or similarish line too lazy to double check), but cause they'd have made what is equivalent to us making sims in a game, remove the ladder from the pool and have a laugh etc. Except it's more prod these people and watch a war..... Though if they exist I hope they wouldn't be as cruel....like so many of us.
Huh realized this area, pretty much atheist but have to account for things that are unknown for sure is all. Up to there with unicorns really, hard to prove a negative.
I know god has a sense of humor, cuz he made farts.
^also an atheist, but we can have fun
Was Jay-sus watching when she decided to have 4 chilluns out of wedlock?
You don't know that at all she could be a widow or husband bailed or any thousands of options, never mentioning there's nothing wrong with that but be misogynist i guess.
Yes, yes he was...
Seems like Jesus is pretty adept at telling this person no as well, given their circumstances.
We lived in Texas fifteen or twenty years ago and sold a bedframe on Craigslist. This guy showed up with his young son, gave my husband an envelope that presumably had cash in it, and started hauling the bed frame out. Fortunately he opened the envelope before they left and it had a religious flyer in it, no money. He showed me and I stopped the guy and was like, where's our money? He said that he was taking it for church charity and that he thought the bedframe was free. I called him out for being a fucking liar in front of his kid and threw him out. He didn't think anyone would give him any shit in front of the little boy but he learned better.
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Jesus is watching your kids suffer and does nothing.
And he's omnipotent and omnipresent, and does NOTHING.
If Jesus doesn't give a fuck about your 4 sad kids, lady, I got nothing for you lol
Didn't you hear? He's just testing her! By intentionally putting her through torture! To see if she will stay loyal to him! And of course she will, or else!
Jesus loves all, and the love of Jesus is the most beautiful and totally non-toxic relationship to be had... 😌🌸
poor kids
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