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Moja gałka dziś wieczorem
Got some leftover Brasso from my time aboard ship!
That's, uh... Not the same thing
I mean, it depends on which end they were pumping from.
Best I can do is a free consultation to see how your guts are currently organized and do a preliminary reorganization test.
Get a surgeon to do stomach surgery
I've got you:
tugs my
St Gumy
Accurate, but once again: that's not the nickname I prefer for my penis!
"Let's move the colon to the larynx, the heart to the skull, and the small intestine below the large intestine."
Sorry you're on your own. Someone already booked my gut displacement services for the entire weekend.
I feel like you in particular might not.
Get on that tinder, homie
Eh. Sure I'm easy. Maybe a few shots first?
promise?
Rude
No thanks, don't do druggies