Sauerkraut really helps balance your gut health after doing rails of coke off a toilet seat. It's science.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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i'm rooting for the uncontrollable grease fire.
Get the fuck away from our Kraut, Kennedy or i will be real Sauer soon
Missed opportunity not calling it Cooking with Insects.
"On today's show, Sun Dried Sauerkraut with Spicy Racoon Penis. And later, Chocolate Covered Yard Snake for dessert."
in his croaky ass voice "OK so I've cut this whale's head off down at the beach a few states over and drove it straight home on the roof of my car just so show you how healthy raw and rotting whale flesh is somehow good for you"
I would watch that on mute - dudes almost as intolerable to hear as the big orange dumpster fire.. mute and blindfolded.
i wonder how many of his recipes include roadkill?
inexpensive doesn't mean good. or healthy. or even safe.
Is this "not the onion" because sauerkraut is actually made of cabbage? /s
In all seriousness, I applaud the move. Sauerkraut and home cooking are both laudable initiatives, and whatever keeps him away from all of his usual bullshit can only be a good thing.
Will he wear that into a hot tub?
FINALLY! Everyone said this Administration HATED the Working Class by SUFFOCATING the Working Class in RISING Costs and LOWERED Wages but this proves OTHERWISE!
-Free Thinkers!
Be careful Mr Secretary.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-reminded-not-to-microwave-himself-in-office-kitchen/
Got any recipe with worms?
Welp. That’s enough interwebs for today.