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Your ass stanks and your mom should've had an abortion, Mr. Grinch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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You're a mean one, Mister Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy, black peel

You're a monster, Mister Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows And I quote "Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment Of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch With a nauseous super "naus" You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce

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[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's okay, they updated the song to be less mean. https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Foolish. Keep the song mean to keep his heart at a respectable size! https://youtube.com/shorts/2Qy6If7LNnY

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Such a song does in fact exist for me. I wrote it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One-sided rap beef.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Möbius beef

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

It's true, just ask Drake.

On second thought, don't bother.

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The song can't logically be the cause though... If the song was the cause for him to be like he is, meaning before it he was not as terrible, there would not have been a reason for the song.

He deserved every bit of it.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

As your mother, I don't appreciate being called ass stinks.

[–] content_educator_94@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

Plot twist, the Whos gave the Grinch MDMA during the Christmas festivities and that's part of why he developed empathy and his heart grew yuuuge