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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

The FAS is strong in this family.

They look like typical happy family from Poland.

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 119 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They ain’t parenting. They offloaded that task onto the eldest and his siblings after each birth.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

As a big brother to 2 boys, this family is screwed they didn’t get a girl in there until #9. The house must smell atrocious.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can tell by the look the oldest handful is giving the camera. Second kid in line looks like he's mad this is making him late for a plumbing job. First kid looks like he fucking done with this shit.

I remember being forced to babysit all the time so my parents could discover how bad they were at having a social life.

Good times.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thus the happy faces up front

[–] pi3r8@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The ones at the back don't exactly look thrilled either.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What does it mean to have "done 10 kids in 10 years" ?

[–] moodoovoodoo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That they're not even on the Trump/Epstein Island leaderboard

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They kept trying for a girl.

When we didn't get one after two, we quit. Can't afford to feed a little league team.

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Same here ... after two boys (and a few years to think about it), I had a vasectomy.

Have two granddaughters now though, so the wife gets to do all the girl stuff she missed out on.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

This was my cousin, except they didn't stop. 6 boys later she finally got a girl.

Of course they are fundie Christians so this also helped their quiverfull BS or ehatever.

The second to last kid might be a girl, but that's just going by the long hair and pink shirt...they're too far back and we can't see the face to make any real determination.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They might not have gotten a girl, but at least they got a wookie at #9.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't you supposed to wait two years between pregnancies?

[–] oneser@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's only propoganda from our enemies to stop is creating strong chuds like these.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Statistically 50% of those kids will become libs

[–] gianni@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Where did we go wrong? We have failed our young chudlies.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's good advice though. My mom told me only have one baby at a time. Meaning don't have 2 in diapers at the same time.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

It’s a fair statement ment.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really? One can be pregnant back to back with no adverse health effects?

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 day ago

My sisters kids are 18 months apart and second was easier then the first

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I only count 9. I'm I missing one or is this just a lie?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone had to take the photo, no?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

You don’t have ten kids in ten years by lolligagging about taking pictures.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The kid in the black shirt halfway down is hiding No. 10. You can see a few pixels of him by Black Shirt's neck.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can see his feet too

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago

They all want to be cops

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this some quiver-full shit?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

My neighbor with a billion kids once said to my wife "God opens and closes the womb"