You simply cannot tell me that your diet is healthy when the aroma of your gastrointestinal tract is "death"
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I mean I put dead stuff in one end, why wouldn't it smell like death coming out the other? π€·ββοΈ
I think a lot has to do with the microflora one has. The microflora can absolutely be influenced by diet but part is simply unique to the specific person. The specific bacteria one is exposed to at birth has a huge impact for the rest of your life as your immune system tends to attack bacteria that you didn't have in your first weeks of life. Taking antibiotics can also permanently alter the micro flora. I know more than one family where one specific member has horrific farts but the others don't despite basically identical diet. So it really can just be bad luck. Not everyone drinking protein shakes gets horrific farts but some do.
I did this in an elevator at college on my way up to pick up girls for lunch. But took the stairwell on the way down while they took the elevator. I ran down to see their reaction as they got off. They looked like I did leaving the gas chamber in basic training.
Gave 'em a dutch lift.
Name checks out.
I was trying to finish a 18 eggs in a week because I needed to travel
The level of sulfur in my farts was comparable to visiting a sulfur mine. It was absolutely brutal.
I did not finish all 18. 18 is a lot of eggs. I am not Gaston or Cool Hand Luke.
Haha I love eggs but it'd be hard for me to get to 18 in a week. Maybe deviled eggs.
Arenβt farts just the ghosts of the things we eat?
To pass gas is to release the souls of the consumed to be free
They're the ghost of ~~christmas~~ toilet future.
At my work, we have a protocol which includes eliminating farts before taking drastic measures. Basically, where is the smell, can we find the source, do sprays or fans clear it.
"Bubble gut" leads to "Hot Snakes" and wiping a marker...
/not the best place to be.
Go to Taco bell for lunch today.
Be sure to get the taco salad.