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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 102 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Policy holder: I've paid thousands over the years and you won't help me until I pay another few thousands out-of-pocket first?

Insurance company:

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What the actual fuck is going on with this gif. It's like high res, but 2 frames. It's completely cursed

[–] boobs_@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Might be something weird on your end? Looks fine to me

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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

If you really think about it, it is a scam.

You pay them and even if the thing you have it for happens, they’ll possibly deny you. If they don’t deny you, they’ll certainly raise your premiums.

I recently had a single car accident that was my fault and it cost a few thousand dollars to fix my car. Sure enough, the insurance company raised my premiums hugely. If I keep this insurance I will pay more than three times what it cost to fix my car over the next three years when a car accident is supposed to impact your premiums. What the hell is the point.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

medical bills and such have been raised to such levels that without insurance you'd be absolutely fucked. therefore, insurance has turned into an extra form of tax that goes directly to rich people instead of the government and the customers have to beg the rich people (with their terrible policies for claims and snakey "business practices") to get some help back, without guarantee.

[–] notenoughbutter@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

the point is to earn profit, not help people in need

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

The little known open secret is that you're actually expected to change Car Insurance providers every few years (Especially after an accident!) in order to keep your costs down.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

When you file a claim, always switch insurance before the claim is satisfied. This way it's not in the system for the new company to see. Old company still has to resolve the claim based on you having coverage with them on the date of the incident, and new company may very well never notice the filed claim after the fact.

Play their system against them as best you can

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago

You are paying for the chance that they step in and pay a portion of the financial load when it exceeds your deductible. How can this amazing opportunity possibly be a scam? (/s)

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

that happens even if it isn't your fault

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In principle requiring insurance is good. People are generally not great at allocating money to pay for freak disasters and the amount of money required to fix them is not evenly distributed. In many cases not having insurance means people going homeless or carless over expensive (but relatively minor in the grand scheme) accidents. Not to mention life insurance and paying out expenses for accidents where it's your fault but you wouldn't have enough money to pay.

It's essentially a tax run by privatized companies that ensure a safety net for everyone. The issue is that the companies are perversely incentives to make a profit and deny the very claim you signed up for insurance for.

[–] s_s@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

The issue is that the companies are perversely incentives to make a profit and deny the very claim you signed up for insurance for.

You can regulate the industry to be fair.

The problem isn't the insurance, the problem is that the insurance chas bought the regulators.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

There are two kinds of problems in terms of insurance, ones that can never be avoided and ones that in theory can be. It's unlikely but possible to buy and drive a car and never once get into an accident until the car is gone. It is impossible to drive a car without oil changes and tire replacement. Accidents are covered and the unavoidable is not.

The human body will require medical care. This is unavoidable. This is why it should not be left to private insurance.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I paid for travel insurance recently and the very thing that I got it for happened and they STILL found a way to be absolute scum and deny my claims

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What company so I know not to waste my money on them?

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kungolicious@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Axa has shit life/annuity products too

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bappity@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

they didn't elaborate on it, just kept telling me that my claim didn't meet the requirements

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bappity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love dealing with insurance companies

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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

>refuses to elaborate further

>leaves you with the problem you paid to get helped with

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

Insurance doesn't actually help you silly. It's just the fee you must pay to be allowed to register and drive your car. They just happen to call it insurance for some reason.

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

Insurance does a fantastic job of making sure that the CEOs of the insurance companies make at least millions of dollars. Maybe that's why they call it insurance?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

The bulk of that is not part of the minimum legal requirement though. My bill is less than $20, but that only goes towards paying for any damage my car causes others, I won't get any payout. If you get insurance that pays to repair or replace your car, that's separate and not legally required.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 47 points 2 years ago

Finding a reason not to pay is their job.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Every time I hear some flowery Health Insurance commercial end with something like "we're different and we care about your health". I want to scream "So you'll stop lobbying against single-payer health*care, the system proven to be cheaper and more effective by 95% of modern nations!?"

They never will until we make them! It's a scam.

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what's single-payer health insurance?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I should have said single-payer healthcare, but:

Single-payer healthcare is a type of universal healthcare in which the costs of essential healthcare for all residents are covered by a single public system (hence "single-payer")

Within single-payer healthcare systems, a single government or government-related source pays for all covered healthcare services. Governments use this strategy to achieve several goals, including universal healthcare, decreased economic burden of health care, and improved health outcomes for the population.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-payer_healthcare

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amen. And they will pay millions to run TV spots during major sporting events. Millions that could have paid claims. It's infuriating.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True, but their job is to not pay claims! Literally. Maybe someone can find the video of the practicing doctor who deals with insurance companies every day. He reminds us that insurance companies are a for-profit business. Despite the veneer their marketing creates, not one of them wants to make you healthier. There's no profit in that. They want to extract as much money from you as possible, until you are dead.

I will admit that there's greed in other places as well. Being uninsured in America is even worse in many ways. So can we please have the option that costs the country and us less, and provides better outcomes: universal healthcare.

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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

And then they'll make up an excuse to not give you shit

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Also landlords

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

they are freaking bad

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (6 children)

And even better: deductibles are legal.

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[–] Cephirux@lemmings.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is why I would avoid middle man if possible. Another mouth to feed. Might as well save the insurance money instead of paying it.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (6 children)

For some things saving for the risk is not possible for normal people. You probably can't have enough saved in case your house burns down, you maim someone with your car, you need a medvac from abroad etc.

[–] Cephirux@lemmings.world 6 points 2 years ago

I guess this is one of the reasons why the poor get poorer?

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[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's what I do. Insurance is legalized extortion

[–] macaroni1556@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Insurance is privatized social safety net with profit seekers as the middle man... :(

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[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago
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