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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 56 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

[–] orelow@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for the ass of a giant.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won "Best in Show" at the local fair.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 2 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

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[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven't seen these things in a long time sadly

[–] RiderExMachina@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.

[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they're making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it's just smaller pizzas/boxes don't need them.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Seen them in Poland and still see them places

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[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they're just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .

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[–] griD@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.

[–] griD@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago

And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!

[–] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This sounds like a $20 The Sims DLC.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I just dream of square pizza in round box

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.

[–] MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that's on top of the little table that you're eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.

[–] ReaperWithASniper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

How high are you?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't had a pizza with a little table in ages. Maybe I'm not getting pizza from the right places, but even the local chain I get pizza from doesn't use them on their extra larges.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

A while ago we (humans) learnt how to actually make boxes so the tables aren’t necessary anymore

[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 2 years ago

Even longer before that, we used to have a ball of dough on the pizza to keep the pizza from touching the box.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So that's what happened? How did we do that?

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Beef, ooooor.....beeeeeean?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Fair enough

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the little table used for, sure I seen a short video explaining I've been using it wrong,but don't remember.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I think it's so if there's pressure at the center of the box, it won't press into the pizza, which would cause part of the cheese to stick to the cardboard.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Dr. D Flow might be able to make this come true.

[–] OldManDerp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM

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