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[–] Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where and what is this usually?

[–] ritswd@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago (4 children)

https://www.thespherevegas.com/

My guess is the blue screen picture is fake, but it’s still pretty funny.

[–] AntennaRover@lemmy.one 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Only a matter of time before somebody hacks this and starts playing porn for the whole city.

[–] TurretCorruption@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

I feel like the popilation of vegas would respond to that much more positively than the italian senate.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's fine. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 17 points 2 years ago

Except STDs. :(

[–] Confuzzeled@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The largest gaping anus in the whole world.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

We should use the guy from interestingasfuck on reddit

[–] CanadaPlus 4 points 2 years ago

I'm picturing a meatspin around the vertical axis.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Directed by Darren Aronofsky? Weird as shit.

[–] ritswd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I hadn’t even noticed that. Yeah, weird idea…

[–] ComputerSagtNein@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ritswd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, it’s amazing how much of a pass Vegas gets about the complete lack of sustainability. Like, for instance, I don’t know, having tons of thirsty tourists and gigantic pools in the middle of a freaking desert! Kinda nuts…

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] ritswd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for that, I definitely learned some. I’m not surprised that it takes some smart thinking to get this to even be remotely possible, and it’s interesting to read what smart thinking goes into it. I was at Lake Mead recently, and it was impressive to be explained how much it had receded over the past few years, and how much of a strain on it Vegas keeps putting despite the mitigation. I wonder how long before it just runs out, if it does; and what happens next.

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's painful seeing how low it is. I lived there back in '99 which meant I also got to drive/ride over the damn itself. Good times.

[–] biddy@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

The US has terrible land management in general. You build these huge sprawling cities made of low density suburbs, both wasting productive farmland in the east and isolated in the middle of the desert in the west. It's all completely nuts.

[–] FeliXTV27@feddit.ch 1 points 2 years ago

I think water-wise are LA and especially Phoenix much worse than Vegas.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 0 points 2 years ago

Damn, that's going to be worth a lot of shower piss, that's for sure!

[–] CollinTG@beehaw.org 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s the Las Vegas sphere that I think recently opened. From what I can see, there’s a stage and seating inside it for events.

https://youtu.be/wKCY1Ph7T0k

[–] sockinacock@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

DEFCON's going to be great this year

[–] weirdly_austin@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I litterly built that place, we erected the steel. I did my job, don't know about the electricians though 😂😂😂

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That wouldn't be an electrician's fault. This is an error in windows. Realistically it would prob be the fault of some unknown programmer

[–] DerEineDa@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

Sorry, but you can't know that. A bluescreen is often caused by hardware errors, like faulty RAM modules and so on. In theory this could absolutely be caused by an unstable energy supply that could be the fault of an electrician. I am not saying that this is likely, but we cannot know.

[–] weirdly_austin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Eh, I just wanted to poke at the electricians. No hate, just fun!

[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this a shoop or did this actually happen?

[–] Zerfallen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Definitely fake. Funny idea though.

[–] marcar@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the blue orb of death, very different

[–] zumi 14 points 2 years ago

I assume this is fake, but still very funny.

[–] BukoSpooko@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

🔔

Leave me alone!

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] croobat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

We are truly living the most boring dystopia.

[–] oolio@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That orb desevers some pondering.

[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Blueballing

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I am having a hard time reasoning why companies use windows for such things. Sure it's convenient and has a great (size, not that the economy is good) economy. But the OS is bs when it comes to stability.

[–] Simplesyrup@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

God I hate Windows

[–] Daniikk1012@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What is this? Did they remake the sphere from Expo 2017, but in Vegas?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

My lifetime goal has been to speed run Super Metroid on the biggest screens possible... Anybody want to hook me up?

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Shit, we’d better get IT out to Neptune fast. Who knows what having an unresponsive planet will do to the solar system?

[–] Letto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This looks like it would make a hilarious Akira edit

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